[ID: A digital picture of an open spiral spine notebook on a teal background. In the notebook there is a bullet point list written in cursive green text titled “What to pack”. Sometimes there is a remark add to the bullet point in blue text. The text in the notebook goes as followed:
What to pack list
At least one outfit for a day
At least one presentable shirt for Peter (what you mean by presentable?) A shirt without stupid pun
All the necessary travel documents, tickets, insurance and other stuff my husband would forget (we do not even need insurance!) It was just fun to do the paperwork for it
Divorce papers - just in case (do you need to write it down? You have their copy hidden everywhere…) what are you talking about, dear?
Greek myths and history book, guide through Athens (please try to refrain from taking too many books) Define too many?
The literature I wanted to catch up for a while (Are we taking your entire library Elias?)
Work laptop (you promised no work during the honeymoon) Just in case of absolute emergency I swear!
Sunscreen
Skin care package
Sunglasses
Bedroom toys (By that you mean…?) Yes, don’t worry about it
Swimsuit (you do not like swimming) I might want to go sunbathing!
Towels and bathrobe (won’t be some at hotel?) What if I will not like the material?
Camera (No photos of me though) …we will talk about that
Barnabas (we are not taking bones of your ex-boyfriend Elias…) He always wanted to visit Greece (either he goes or I go) I will have to think about it (…)
There is also blue drawing of a ship in top right corner of the page and green drawing of an eye in bottom right corner of the page. End of ID]
