irwilrenh8ash:

I know that Jonah Magnus is an evil asshole, but the fact that he decided to show up to a surprise birthday party to which he ABSOLUTELY wasn’t invited just to eat cake and drink wine is fucking hilarious.

This bitch showed up, asked for the cake, which at that point was still a surprise, and when he didn’t get to immediately eat it, INSISTED in the most bitchy way possible.

Honestly, maybe they could have convinced him not to end the world by offering him free cake for the rest of their lives, it would have probably worked.

I mean, there’s no cake in the eyepocalypse, Jonah. That was a terrible move on your part.