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2022-11-10 20:27:14 ¶ ●

I need to finish writing and publish a fic so I can make people aware of all my unhinged headcanons that don’t make sense when I try to explain them in a single post

#i think Elias “Jonah Magnus” Bouchard tells everyone he's vegan #his actual diet is more complicated. he's a health nut‚ wants to keep his bodies as healthy as possible #waste not‚ want not. he doesn't want to go through more bodies than he needs to #only retiring one and promoting another Head when he absolutely has to #so. health nut. eat your antioxidants and you'll live forever #but the other reason he says he's vegan is that he just doesn't trust slaughterhouses and farms where the Flesh is at work #and even dairy and egg farms aren't all free from that horror #but he'll eat meat from trusted sources. much to the confusion of anyone else who sees him #because he won't trust an artisanal butcher shop‚ but he'll buy smth from a food truck for no discernable reason #only he Knows 3 notes