Btw, not to fandomize every single thing and compare real people to fictional characters. But I was allowed today to witness the most Elias thing possible.

Someone’s pet rabbit came in on emergency at work (veterinary clinic) awhile back and was hospitalized for GI stasis. The owner has been monitoring the bunny at home now for a few weeks, and emailed us to tell us how everything was going, and made a Excel sheet detailing all of the bunny’s fecal output, measured multiple times a day with calculated averages per week, tracking when the bunny pooped the most as well as whether she was ingesting fur that showed up out the other side, with exact times and amounts of what medicine was given. The email they sent along with it was so detailed, with imbedded links to specific foods and treats the bunny was getting. Absolutely amazing. Totally Elias behavior if he had a pet tho