Timelias is such a great rarepair that everyone sleeps on like come on they’re so good:
- Flamboyant bright bisexual tropical bird x the human manifestation of a manila folder
- It’s the contrast baby!
- Headcanons of what Elias looks like vary, obvs, but you know if he’s even remotely attractive Tim has at least thought about it. he just has.
- Elias thinks a gentle sprinkle of white pepper is extremely spicy whereas Tim’s the kind of guy to put chili into absolutely everything and tell ppl ‘it has just a tiny bit of a kick’
- Alternatively it would be hilarious if it was the other way round
- S1 timelias? Tim having an ill-advised workplace hookup with the big boss that he has to keep a secret from all the others? Bonus if Tim is just That Good that he distracts Elias from poor Jon and derails the eyepocalypse. Good job bb
- If it starts around S3 it starts as hate sex. Tim being like fuck you you’re evil this place is evil everything hurts and everyone I love dies. But you’re as empty and soulless as I think I am so let’s have angry bitey office sex about it 😠😤
- Elias likes pigeons. That’s not even relevant to the ship it’s simply true.
- Conclusion: good ship, solid concept, shameless plug for my timelias fix-it fic on ao3 because i love them