itt can we please talk about all the lowkey, background but hilarious things that happened in magnus canon
because i will never be over
- a dude finally being broken out of a box he was stuck in for DAYS to see peter lukas shrug and hand mikaele salesa a £20 note
- a few thousand worms in a dress texted jon for weeks about stomach bugs
- nikola cheerfully and insistently calling Elias by his first name
- tim is known for oversharing to his colleagues about his dating life.
- jon goes knocking on the door of a powerful avatar with a multiple body count and gets offered a cup of tea
- mannequin in a circus outfit susurrates for an hour into a guy’s ear about how she’s going to flense him and he just continues to unplug her murder drain
- mary keay calling her son a weakling for not finishing the job of skinning her
- once again, just: everything simon fairchild ever does, in general
- naomi herne was told evan lukas had a problem with his heart that was congenital i will never recover from this one
- everything about gertrude and explosives tbh
- sasha took worms out of jon’s leg with a corkscrew?? this is a thing that happened?? in just season 1??? what the heck is this fandom???????
- (mag100 doesn’t count because all of it is centre stage hilarious)
- I don’t even have the mental fortitude to get into the absolute circus show that is season 4 right now except for martin being literally too gay for sinister masterplans to function