what if jonah was yeeted out of elias mid season,, and the actual elias was pretty much on and off his consciousness the whole time so he only has a vague idea of what’s going on
so he just… Tries His Best to adapt to whatever’s happening kjLKAJSKLDJ
elias: yes rosie i totally did not forget about that meeting with that man you said i had a meeting with. yes i know what it is about, we will be discussing… institutely things.
elias: yes rosie i am perfectly capable doing these micro…. soft egg cells. (deletes the whole sheet) see?
elias: (pacing around the office, alone) what the hell am i supposed to do in here?! just stand around and do nothing?! (beholding shows him an image of jonah just standing creepily, stalking his employees through the Eye).
oh so i just literally stand around and do nothing also wHAT THE HELL WAS THAT -
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obviously people start noticing stuff but when he runs out of three piece suits he has no choice but to come clean to the archives team LMAOOOO
jon: melanie stop beating him up i think he’s telling the truth
(punching noises in the background stops)
tim: how did you know? you using your creepy eye powers again, boss?
