These evil old men deserve a creepy pet cat. Peter also deserves some dangly earrings - Elias shouldn’t have all the fun! (They’re little sailboats made from seaglass <3)
Elias Bouchard is so funny to me. This man lets Gertrude did whatever she wanted for 40 years. He calls Basira Detective despite that not being her job literally because he likes how it sounds. He’s so unassuming for almost 2 seasons. One of his employees is frustrated and he literally said: ‘have you tried working?? mindless filing helps :D’ . He drives people up the wall with his cryptid answers. He kept the bones of one of his friends from 200 years ago in his office. He hired Martin despite knowing damn well he was very much unqualified for the job. I love him
Elias is trying to gossip with his husband, but Peter could not care less about whatever it is he’s saying. It seems like their date night might be ending in another divorce… 👀
shout out to villain of the decade elias bouchard for having audacity to call the cops on HIMSELF while he read his dead ex’s love letters to a fucking tape recorder
concept: top surgery with no nipples and in place of them i get hyperrealistic eyes tattooed on my chest so that when i take off my shirt you just see: 👁👁
