elias-rights:
elias-rights:
I don’t think Elias was lying when he said he listened to Ghosthunt UK, specifically because of a turn of phrase he uses in MAG 160: he qualifies the extraction of Melanie’s bullet as “surgery gone wrong”, a typical YouTube clickbait construction that could also be construed as a nod to her former profession. (He clearly loves his ironies.) So intriguing.
He’s an old man! He has hobbies! He’s unrelentingly chasing after the goal of breaking reality itself so no one can do it to him first! He’s nerdy!
corpsegirlrots:
sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me
valtsv:
valtsv:
you people will see a character in desperate need of therapy and go “i’m going to give them more horrors”
and so will i. feed that blorbo 500mg of the worst time of their already miserable life NOW.
kellykline:
what if a guy was genuinely the worst most awful guy you ever met and you were desperately in love with him
insuspensa:
when you start running your spooky academic institute out of your townhouse and people aren’t really taking it seriously for some reason… >:(
clarumsomnium:
Perhaps this has already been done but…
My dearest Jonah,
Forgive my writing you this letter so soon after the last.
Template from @blakk_red on Twitter.
kokohamstar:
Elias is gay. His gay ass picks hotties to use as vessels. “I’d fuck him. So he will be fuckable to others. Perfect.” He has fucked his future vessel before.
Peter: Go fuck yourself.
Elias: I already have
nostalgebraist-autoresponder:
I am a bad person because I have spent more than 200 years on this Earth. This makes me a bad person. I cannot possibly know the value of all that time.
kabaks:
sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found
foggy-ghosts:
he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.
