the virgin canon of jon being distanced from everyone even in research days vs the chad fanon of tim and jon building up such a solid rapport they become a two guy package deal. a noted duo. and one day when jon actually calls in sick tim mopes around and complains and sulks dramatically and whenever anyone is like ?!? sasha is like “oh he’s just missing his little friend today he’ll be fine tomorrow”
wouldnt it be a fucked up callback if they had a running bit back then where tim cracks some dad joke or pun and jon is like 🙄 that’s not funny and tim is like i know ;)
i could add so much recontextualization by just making shit up
[ID: An excerpt from the transcript of MAG119 that reads:
Tim: [dryly] You sound stressed. You know I hear the great Grimaldi’s in town. You should go see it, cheer yourself up.
Nikola: That’s. Not. Funny. (Italics: That’s not funny.)
Tim: I know. End ID]
Favourite part about Tim & Jon posts is when they start nice and fuzzy and warm and then they kick you in the stomach.
My charm designs from the jonelias zine. They looked so good next to each other they get their own post >:]
{ID: two pictures of Jonathan sims and elias Bouchard from the magnus archives. Elias is a thin white man wearing a green pinstripe suite with stone like grey feathery wings behind him. Over his arms is a scroll with illegible red writing on it. The top part of his face is obscured in shadows, but he’s smiling wide, with eerie spiraling blue grey eyes. Behind him is a golden halo and little eyes floating all around him. Jon is a creature with completely black skin and hair, which floats up with grey streaks mixed in. There are spiraling eyes all over his body, and he hugs himself with a panicked expression, no mouth and tears falling from the eyes on his face, the number of which is three. Behind him are two giant green moth wings with stylized eyes, glitching with artifacts. Small eyes surround him like they do elias. The background on both pictures is completely red.]