July 2025

spiderh0rse:

hissing growling fandom flanderization of elias bouchard is killing me again. no he would not wear onceler green. he would not wear eye jewelry. he would not wear jewelry at all. he’s not a gag in an eternal string of marriages and divorces with peter lukas

he looks like a normal man. *that’s the point.* he’s a very normal person who just happens to have the same colour eyes as all his predecessors. he likes doing spreadsheets on wednesdays. genuinely likes them. the mundane is exciting, because it means he’s alive!

he’s not… vibrant. he’s very purposefully understated and likes being that.