thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw
some of you are insane
thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw
some of you are insane
The note on the kitchen counter, right next to the French press:
I made a fresh pot of coffee just for you before leaving for work. Have a wonderful day.
Love, Elias 🖤
The email that Elias receives three days after his husband disappears without a trace:
Elias Bouchard,
I am sorry to say that our marital agreement is no longer suitable for my lifestyle, as I found your behavior on the morning of August 23rd of 2020 extremely inappropriate. It was a severe invasion of my boundaries and has caused immeasurable damage to our previous agreement and our working relationship.
You will receive divorce papers in the mail within 3-5 business days. Please sign them at your earliest convenience. Do not attempt to contact me again or I will be forced to take legal action.
Sincerely,
Peter Lukas
if the ship isn’t toxic and codependent and deeply deeply fucked up and ends with a messy breakup but they still cant stay away from one another i dont want it. i only want fictional relationships that if they were real you would refer them both to a psych ward
Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
oh you want them to live happily ever after? well I want them to divorce with tongue