I guess I’m starting the magnus archives, and it’s for a lot of reasons, but chiefly that elias sounds absolutely awful.
what is with you clowns all drawing jonathan so hot, this man has never seen a pair of pleated pants he didn’t buy immediately, and has been getting the same haircut (short on the sides and in the back thank you very much) in flat silence from the same barber for fifteen years.
#jonathan sims looks like your anemic junior high math teacher who also taught world history
further notes on jonathan sims
- carries his own battered washable thermos, not because he cares about the environment, but because he hates the idea of “someone else being involved” with his coffee
- does not (you maniacs) wear a tweedy blazer with fashionably-scruffy elbow pads. he wears a single breasted navy jacket made of something which can only generously and broadly be called “blazer material”. it has a shine, and the fabric makes a faint whooshing noise whenever he moves his arms.
- showers twice a day, but hasn’t gotten more than three hours of sleep a night for a decade, so whatever kempt-ness he attempts to wrestle into his appearance (usually on the tube, in the reflection of a window) never takes. he looks like a short, aggressively shabby stork when he stands within eight feet of elias, a man who is so evenly symmetrically attractive as to be somewhat disconcerting.