2025-02-08 22:34:27 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ieattaperecorders:

> ieattaperecorders:

> > I’ll always believe that the fandom re-interpretation of Elias as a flamboyant, melodramatic theater kid who wears bright green suits and eye-themed jewelry does a disservice to how funny it is that he is, canonically, a very boring man.

> #Elias is the kind of guy who wouldn’t buy a navy blue suit because it’s ‘too flashy’

> #he spent centuries happy in a middle management position#hes supposed to look like the dictionary example of a boring buisnessman

> #He’s up there with Edward Cullen in terms of extremely boring immortals who pick the worst things to do with their unlimited time

> A lot of very good tags on this, but this one in particular:

> #he’s specifically Just Some Guy: admin flavour#walk into any office and you’ll have a dozen eliases#some of them scarier than tma elias#and that’s one of his BEST qualities

> YOU. *points* you get it. You understand.

2025-02-20 13:06:22 ¶ ●

# LET’S GOOOOO 🔥🔥

2025-02-21 19:55:51 ¶ ●

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Really appreciating all your Jonah thoughts scrolled through your blog for a while. He's such a fucking freak and you Get Him So Well. Type of man to keep his best friend who he Watched die's bones in his filing cabinet. We've gotta keep that in mind dude probably was doing puppetry with Barnabas' skull during that statement.

He's such a freak and I love him. Why is he like that. I love him

aww thanks, I do try <3 He’s my favourite little freak. I need to study him under a miscroscope. He’d probably enjoy it, too.

Also him ‘doing puppetry with Barnabas’ skull’ made me chuckle dsjksdfkj