2025-02-08 22:34:27 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

ieattaperecorders:

> ieattaperecorders:

> > I’ll always believe that the fandom re-interpretation of Elias as a flamboyant, melodramatic theater kid who wears bright green suits and eye-themed jewelry does a disservice to how funny it is that he is, canonically, a very boring man.

> #Elias is the kind of guy who wouldn’t buy a navy blue suit because it’s ‘too flashy’

> #he spent centuries happy in a middle management position#hes supposed to look like the dictionary example of a boring buisnessman

> #He’s up there with Edward Cullen in terms of extremely boring immortals who pick the worst things to do with their unlimited time

> A lot of very good tags on this, but this one in particular:

> #he’s specifically Just Some Guy: admin flavour#walk into any office and you’ll have a dozen eliases#some of them scarier than tma elias#and that’s one of his BEST qualities

> YOU. *points* you get it. You understand.