questions-about-blorbos:

Would you let your Blorbo tattoo you if THEY got to choose WHERE on your body to tattoo and WHAT the tattoo would be? — *If you voted yes and your Blorbo didn’t know how to tattoo / if they weren’t the one tattooing you themself, they would still get to choose where and what to tattoo, and a tattoo artist would do it for them

Yes, I would let them do that

No, I would not let them do that

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magnuspanoptes:

right. so. pleasured exhalation edit ^___^

runefells:

current wip! posting *something* cause i’m slow

the-voldsoy:

I have a new hc that Jonah was born an identical twin, but the twin died when they were kids. Seeing someone who looked and sounded just like him die instilled the bone-deep fear of the End in him

questions-about-blorbos:

Has your Blorbo ever been stabbed IN CANON?

Yes

No

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blackberreh-art:

After the failed first attempt, Jon tries Seduction Number 2…

mistocho:

LOVE that mag 200 made jonelias canon. that really was a great moment for everyone (me).

beez-n-crackers:

narwhalsarefalling:

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narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

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narwhalsarefalling:

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

mistocho:

2025 jonelias renaissance

isabellebissonrouthier:

reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

meme-cafe:

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

dr-fanshawe:

dr-fanshawe:

dr-fanshawe:

in the same way as positioning jm as a healthy and happy couple is annoying, claiming they’re a pinnacle of “toxic yaoi” or whatever is annoying. no, they’re not. they’re simply not that interesting

there is a conversation to be had about their relationship in s4-5 specifically. how they stick with each other just to have some illusion of normalcy (which is especially important to Jon) despite not knowing each other all that well. how Martin treats him in s5 – belittling and dehumanizing him, laughing at him, enjoying his newfound powers, and then blaming Jon for enjoying it too. kinda fucked up! but the reason why I don’t find them very appealing to me (despite very much enjoying fucked up relationships) is that 1) they have no underlying chemistry that would make their suffering count, 2) all of that is not really a conversion on its own, it’s more of a specific example of how Jon’s monstrousness is being treated by most people, if that makes sense? like, Martin is not special for blaming Jon for being an avatar. almost everyone does that. the only thing that sets Martin aside from everyone else is that he is in a romantic relationship with Jon, and therefore, he feels like he has the right to treat Jon like his unruly pet. the fandom has picked up on it too, whether they know it or not – their relationship is often seen as Jon’s only redeeming, “human” quality (which is why there are so many “love makes you human” takes). how very brave Martin is for taking it upon himself to tame this morally inferior beast that Jon has become! (though, to be honest, Jon is being infantilised even in early-seasons depictions of him. and again, Martin is the only person actually capable of fixing him, of course)

it’s just an extrapolated version of what Jon has been hearing for seasons now. it’s a case study of how people treat him. but, again, it’s not very unique. there are people who have far more interesting relationships with Jon’s non-humanness – from Daisy and Helen to, of course, Elias

…or something like that

man, even the ant guy has a more unique relationship with Jon’s avatarhood.

sweetmapple:

Vent art of Elias getting sucker-punched cause I’ve been on hold with the IRS for 2 HOURS and I’m PISSED

sweetmapple:

Vacation trad drawing Brian David Gilbert fueled Elias doodle binge

mail-me-a-snail:

demonzriti-deactivated20241228:

mail-me-a-snail:

mail-me-a-snail:

i think partly what’s so attractive about fucking a man in a suit is the humiliation of it. he probably paid a lot of good money for that suit, which has now become nothing more than a pile of cloth on my floor, satin bunched in his mouth. he probably paid a lot of good money to make himself look nice too and well. heh. im gonna pass out

his wife filled the house with chintz etc etc you get what im saying

Fr. to be honest everytime I see a man in his little pathetic suit there’s just this simple animal need to make his knees dirty.. I need to get rid of these thoughts and shut the fuck up

you GET IT EXACTLY keep talking . we need to strip this imaginary man down to his sock garters

runefells:

In step

archiverot:

non-exhaustive list of jon headcanons

1. jon drinks black coffee for the caffeine and pretends to enjoy it

he used to add cream and sugar and then got embarrassed because that’s not the “mature” way to drink coffee. so, he decided to train himself by creating a structured regimen to gradually reduce the amount of cream he added each day until he was drinking it black

he still hates it

2. jon is rude to service workers

this is my most unfortunate headcanon for him. he starts out polite and then the moment something doesn’t go his way he throws a fit about it

(for example, when I worked at best buy processing applecare claims, this was a common situation: someone is owed a new phone or pair of airpods or whatever, and I have to order it from apple. about 50% of the time they would look at me like I was the dumbest motherfucker alive and say “just grab one off the shelf!”, and I would try to explain that there are two different inventories, packaged and tracked differently, and unfortunately I can’t substitute one from the other without losing my job, and they’d look at me like i had just told them the earth is flat

that’s jon. jon would do that.)

3. jon is a morning person

you can throw rocks at me but this is the truth in my heart. he doesn’t WANT to be a morning person, his body just decided that for him. he gets sleepy around 10pm and automatically wakes up at 7am every day— independent of how much sleep he’s gotten or how tired he is

4. jon either writes in creepily meticulous print or completely illegible cursive

it’s less “cursive” and more “i’m writing too fast to bother lifting my pen off the page”

5. jon is scared of horses

they just kind of freak him out

6. jon is a forum moderator and considers this to be his primary responsibility outside of work

could be for a paranormal forum, or maybe some sort of niche nerdy hobby (railfans, obscure vintage toy collecting, fountain pens, etc.)

he’s a power-tripping asshole of a mod and everyone there despises him. despite this, they still miss him when he suddenly goes quiet around 2017

marichankitty:

Got my Elias pinup from @mintyeggs !!

Thank you so so so so much!

I LOVE HIM

AAAAHHHHHHHHH

kairos-polaris:

age gap is far from the most problematic aspect of jonelias but it should be emphasized more. call Jon Jonah’s boy. he would feel normal about it

thecreaturecalledriza:

Been back on a Magnus Archives kick thanks to my boyfriend, so have some selkie Jonah bothering Peter.

hopefully tumblr doesn’t blast my post for trans Jonah flashing some tiddy.

blackberreh-art:

Tweaked the following jonelias part too eheh

sweetmapple:

Elias: “He’s my little guy, my small tiny fellow, my little sopping wet kitten, he could be killed by a passing summer breeze, my most favorite employee, the most fragile traumatized little mind in reach, he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life, he’s the coughing baby to my hydrogen bomb, the sickly Victorian child to my plague, my little discord kitten, my blorbo whom I must put through the horrors, he’s never had a day of rest in his life and if it was any other way I would be miserable, he’s a stress ball to me, my little archivist must be put in Situations so I may thrive off his suffering and moral confusion. He is a dark mirror to my brilliance, cut of identical cloth but the very model of weak qualities I left behind, the becoming and undoing of my being and my most precious arbiter of fear in 200 years.”

Jon: “Elias, the mannequins wanted to skin me, I’m scared.”

Elias openly weeping: “And he’s perfect.”