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##### [*THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES* THEME -- INTRO]

#### SASHA

Hello! And welcome to Camp Flying Moose for Girls of All Kinds. This is an actual play special episode of this podcast -- of this podcast feed. I am Sasha Sienna, I played Georgie Barker on *The Magnus Archives,* and today I am going to be the Camp Counselor, or GM. And with me is, Lowri, Annie, and Frank! Lowri, who are you?

#### LOWRI

Oh hello! I'm Lowri! Pronouns are she/her, and I was a producer for *The Magnus Archives* from about halfway through Season 4. I'm playing Rowan, her pronouns are also she/her, and she's... proving to be a little bit of a nerd who loves rules, I'm discovering.

#### SASHA

And Annie, who are you and who are you playing?

#### ANNIE

Hi, I'm Annie Fitch, my pronouns are also she/her. I was a vocal cut editor for *Magnus Archives* from around the end of Season 4 to Season 5, and I'm playing Ivy, the athletic social butterfly of the camp, who is never without her trusty backpack of snacks.

#### SASHA

And Frank, who are you and who're you playing?

#### FRANK

Hey! I'm Frank Voss, I played Basira Hussain in *The Magnus Archives,* and today I am playing Violet, who is... just a problem.

##### [SOMEONE D'AWWS]

#### SASHA

Okay, so before we left last week, we found that the gang had awoken to find that the camp had been somewhat messed up during the night. There were scratch marks all over the *beautiful* buildings that they had painted whimsical bright colors just the week before. The fences and little wooden steps and things like that had all been smashed up, and there's like gouges in the ground. It's just -- it's a mess.

And we found that Rowan and Ivy had some trouble in the dining room trying to socialise in their normal way, in that a lot of the girls seemed to be separated out into two rival cliques, if you will. And Violet, in investigating the scratch marks on the walls, just managed to make more scratch marks and now is being threatened with a trip to see Millie, the leader of the camp.

##### [THE SOUNDS OF CHIRPING CRICKETS FADE BACK IN]

Shall we pick back up with Violet? You have offered your stick of gum --

##### [SNICKERS FROM PLAYERS]

#### LOWRI

Oh, yes!

#### VIOLET

It's Juicy Fruit!

#### SASHA

The camp counselor Stevie --

#### STEVIE

I don't like Juicy Fruit.

#### VIOLET

What are you talking about? Everyone likes Juicy Fruit!

#### STEVIE

No, not me.

##### [VIOLET GROANS]

Juicy Fruit's for kids. Now come on, it's time to see Millie.

#### VIOLET

*Fine.*

#### SASHA

She'll like, charge off towards the main building, which looks kind of like a very impressive lodge, like if Davy Crockett had tried to build himself a small mansion?

##### [FRANK LAUGHS]

Like a Regency mansion, but tiny? That's probably what it would look like. And it is also topped with the robotic cock-crower crows every morning at 8 AM, so nobody has to actually wake up the dorm.

She'll charge off and occasionally look back to check that you are following at a mere few paces behind.

#### VIOLET

I'm here.

#### FRANK

Petulantly chewing my gum.

##### [LAUGHTER FROM PLAYERS]

#### SASHA

You're going to make a couple of, like, pointed *chews* in her direction.

#### FRANK

Yep!

#### SASHA

Fair. She doesn't really react.

She's going to lead you up the steps, through the double swing doors, and down the wooden corridor to Millie's office.

Millie is -- I think we described her last time as a sort of lumberjack Rosie the Riveter. She has very imposing presence. She's rather large with bright red hair and freckles, and always, always wears a checked shirt and some kind of outerwear gear, whether that is dungarees or, like, a canvas jacket. Or even a waiter's wellington boots. And as you walk in, she is there, er, polishing her crossbow.

##### [LOWRI LAUGHS]

She puts it down as you enter, and says,

#### MILLIE

Ah, Violet! What is it this time?

#### VIOLET

I don't know, I didn't even *do* anything!

#### SASHA

Stevie pipes in.

##### [STEVIE LETS OUT A LONG-SUFFERING SIGH]

#### STEVIE

She's been scratching up the walls, Millie.

#### VIOLET

I did a *couple* of accidental scratches, because I was *investigating.*

#### SASHA

Millie will gesture to Stevie and say,

#### MILLIE

Ah, thank you so much, I'll take it from here.

#### SASHA

And she -- I would rather do something with Millie's voice to like, differentiate her from Stevie a little bit. We'll see what comes out in a second.

##### [A FEW SNICKERS]

So, she will gesture to one of the chairs in front of her desk

#### MILLIE

Can I ask you to sit down?

##### [A CHAIR SCRAPES BACK]

So. Tell me about this *investigating* you've been doing.

#### VIOLET

Well, something scratched up all the paint last night, right, and I was just wondering *how.* Cos I checked with my hands, and my hand couldn't do it, so I thought maybe they did it with a stick. And I'm not sure, I don't *think* it was a stick, but maybe it was. It's inconclusive.

#### MILLIE

So, you tried scratching it with your hands, and that didn't work, so then you tried scratching it with a stick, and that *did* work, I assume...

#### VIOLET

Yes.

#### MILLIE

Since you managed to scratch up the buildings.

#### VIOLET

I mean, it sounds bad when you put it like that.

#### SASHA

She leans back in her big chair and puts her heavy Doc Marten boots up on the table.

#### MILLIE

If the sticks worked, tell me: what makes you unsure that it was done by a stick?

#### VIOLET

I managed to make *some* scratch marks, but I don't think they're the same?

#### MILLIE

We know that the sticks *you* used were *not* what made the original scratch marks.

#### VIOLET

Yes. I think.

#### MILLIE

Well, that's a good start. What about the rest of the damage?

#### VIOLET

I don't know. It looks like something came in and started throwing stuff about, and I... don't know what it was, or why... I mean, who would want to attack the camp? Who would want to mess up the camp?

#### MILLIE

_(eyebrow raise)_ Oh, you think this was an *attack.*

#### VIOLET

No... maybe. Noooo.

##### [SNICKERS FROM PLAYERS]

#### VIOLET

That would be silly.

#### MILLIE

Would it be silly?

#### VIOLET

_(echoing)_ Would it be silly? Are we -- _(slight incredulous laughing)_ are we in *danger,* Millie?

#### MILLIE

Oh, don't worry. Everything's perfectly safe at Camp Flying Moose. Well -- everything is safe as is appropriate for teens at Camp Flying Moose.

#### VIOLET

That's a relief, because I am a teen.

##### [ANNIE AND LOWRI START CACKLING]

#### LOWRI

I was getting such strong -- is it that meme of that woman trying the... is it kombucha? I've never actually said that word out loud.

##### [MORE CACKLING]

"Ooh! No. But... hm..."

#### MILLIE

You have decided that it was an attack, on the camp. But was anybody in the camp actually hurt?

#### VIOLET

No... it probably wasn't an attack. I don't know, maybe some animals got in? Or... someone was just messing about?

#### MILLIE

Well, I'm sure you'll find out what it is, eventually. Just make sure that you don't go damaging any more property during your investigations.

#### VIOLET

Yeah. I will definitely not damage anything.

#### MILLIE

I'm glad to hear it. Alright, well, uh... see you soon.

#### SASHA

And she just picks up her crossbow and starts polishing it again.

#### VIOLET

_(to themself)_ Oh God, I hope not.

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

_(calling)_ Bye!

#### SASHA

She doesn't look up. She's busy with her crossbow.

#### FRANK

Ah, okay. Yep.

#### SASHA

Will you be joining the rest of the group in the breakfast hall, or are you going to be conducting some further investigations, *or* doing something completely different?

#### FRANK

Er, yeah. I'm going to rush right back to the hall, I'm going to call Stevie a snitch on my way.

##### [LAUGHTER]

Yeah, I'm just going to rush right in...

##### [SOUNDS OF PEOPLE CHATTERING FADE IN]

And throw myself down in the nearest seat to, uh... Ivy, I think, because Ivy was the most interested in what was going on. And just be like,

#### VIOLET

Stevie just took me to Millie.

#### ROWAN

_(gasps)_ _(genuinely worried)_ Oh my gosh, again? Isn't that the fourth time?! You *really* need to start being careful, Violet!

#### VIOLET

I was looking at what was going on outside, and Stevie was like, "You can't do that," and took me to Millie.

#### ROWAN

Wow!

#### IVY

Did you find anything out, at least?

#### VIOLET

It wasn't hands.

#### IVY

Okay.

#### VIOLET

That's all I got.

#### ROWAN

I can't believe Stevie acted in such a, a strange way! Everyone's acting so strangely! You were just out there and she just took you to Millie, that's --

#### VIOLET

Yeah! Well, I mean, that's classic Stevie, right. I mean, she's such a *snitch* now that she's a grown-up.

#### ROWAN

Oh. _(conflicted)_ Well, you know, I-I think she's doing quite a good job, but -- anyway. Um, I was wondering...

#### LOWRI

GM, is this an occasion that I could do one of my special moves, which is Total Recall, cos I'm wondering if like -- I know that we're used to there being spooky noises around the camp.

#### SASHA

Yeah.

#### LOWRI

One of my special moves is Total Recall, when you try to remember Camp Flying Moose lore. Ask the Counselor one or two questions.

#### SASHA

I am the Counselor.

#### LOWRI

You *are* the Counselor.

#### SASHA

Yeah, the GM is the Counselor. I both *play* the camp counselors as NPCs, and I am also capital-C Camp Counselor.

#### LOWRI

Gotcha. Cos I was just wondering if maybe... because I know the camp so well, if I have something in my memory -- maybe I've read something about spooky happenings of a similar kind, something like that?

#### SASHA

Yeah, okay. Do you want to roll your Smarts?

#### LOWRI

Yeah.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

12!

#### SASHA

Ooh, *very* good. Okay, you get to ask two questions, and I must answer honestly. So the example questions that are given in the game are, "What local stories are there about this?" "Is there any lore about this that you find in different cultures?" and "What is one fact that a story about this gets wrong?"

#### LOWRI

Oh, interesting.

#### SASHA

You can ask different but similar questions, if you like.

#### LOWRI

I would like to ask: is there any lore about the damage being done in the night? Like this kind of thing, has this happened before at camp?

#### SASHA

There isn't lore about specifically the camp getting messed up in the way that it has been -- like specifically like it has done today, but there certainly is lore about some damage being done to the camp overnight or occasionally campers waking up and something's a-missing, not where they were, you know. So certain sports equipment, say, might be taken out of its little cupboard and dragged around the place, you know.

But, yeah. *Some* damage or mess happening? Definitely is something that campers tell stories about having happened once upon a time.

#### LOWRI

Okay. I would like to ask: where would be a good place for us to continue our investigations, to find out what's going on?

#### SASHA

Ooh, that is a good question. Okay, I think the best place for you to go to continue your investigations... I'm going to give you two options. You can either try to convince one or more camp counselors that it would be a really great idea for you to spend the night at the cabin on Mount Upright, to keep a watch during the next night, *or* you can check for any changes to scheduled timetable stuff.

#### LOWRI

Well I mean...

##### [ANNIE STARTS LAUGHING]

*Obviously...*

##### [ANNIE CACKLES]

#### SASHA

So there's a big notice board in -- there'll be like, a common room, and it's got little shelves of books and it's got some board games, and loads of old saggy sofas and wooden chairs that are very chipped and kind of wobbly. And it's basically like, when it's really raining, people tend to pack in here and maybe watch an old video -- and it is a *video,* not a DVD -- and, um, play some board games.

So that's the common room, there'll be, like, a big notice board up on the wall there.

#### LOWRI

Rowan is going to say to Ivy and Violet,

#### ROWAN

Right. I mean -- this is all *very* weird, and like, I *know* that -- _(frustrated exhale)_ Maybe not exactly this has happened before, but like, stuff like this has definitely happened before at camp. I've heard the stories, I've been here a long time. I don't know if, Ivy, like, you haven't been here that long, maybe you haven't heard them, but like, sometimes things go missing, things get moved.

But let's face it, what's really important here is -- what does our day now look like? So I'm gonna go to the timetable, just to the board, just to see if our timetable has been updated. Like -- and -- would you come with me? Cos honestly, I'm a bit freaked out by how everyone's behaving.

#### IVY

Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm a lot more concerned by whatever's happening inside right now than whatever was going on out there. Cos I mean, we're in the woods, it could have been a wild animal, but this is -- oh. Oh yeah, Violet, have you noticed --

#### VIOLET

What's up with this?

#### IVY

_(lowering her voice)_ So, they've almost forgot they were friends with each other? We asked Cassie about Ruth, and she acted like she didn't know she -- like, it was weird. Very, very spooky, dude.

#### ROWAN

She took the friendship bracelet *off.* That Ruth gave her yesterday.

#### VIOLET

But Ruth gave it to her *yesterday!*

#### IVY

Yesterday!

#### ROWAN

_(simultaneously)_ I know, right?!

#### VIOLET

_(lost)_ What the hell?

#### ROWAN

I -- that's quite a quick turn-around!

#### IVY

No matter what we should get outside of this dining hall and see if we can -- cos we need to fix this.

#### ROWAN

It's very sunny today so there won't be anyone in the communal area, so let's just -- go to the board so we can see what the plan for the day is, and we can talk in private there, okay?

#### VIOLET

Okay.

#### IVY

_(simultaneously)_ Okay. Let's go.

#### ROWAN

Cool. Cool. Let's go -- act normal. Act normal.

_(normal volume)_ Sup, Cassie.

##### [EVERYONE SNICKERS]

#### SASHA

It's such a shame that podcast listeners can't see this little, like, casual "I'm so cool" head nod Lowri did when she was like, "Sup, Cassie."

#### LOWRI

Ahhhh. Wasted.

#### FRANK

I particularly enjoyed the way we were all like, "What? Cassie and Ruth aren't friends anymore?" like, a *foot away* from Cassie --

##### [SNICKERS ESCALATE TO CACKLING]

#### ANNIE

Yeah, we all leaned into the mic --

#### SASHA

From Cassie.

#### LOWRI

We were whispering!

#### ANNIE

I think that Ivy, before standing up, is going to grab two of the last pieces of bacon that are on her plate and just shove them full in her mouth as she's walking out the door.

#### IVY

_(calling back)_ See you later!

#### SASHA

Yep.

#### LOWRI

_(overlapping)_ Good call, good call.

#### SASHA

Leave no snack behind.

#### ANNIE

Exactly.

#### SASHA

Okay, so you all head out. You cross over the camp.

##### [THE CRICKETS ONCE AGAIN START CHIRPING AS THE NOISES OF PEOPLE CHATTING FADE AWAY]

Rowan knows the shortcut over to the common room --

#### LOWRI

Oh, I do!

#### SASHA

You can get there -- it is pretty empty, there's one or two people in there who maybe didn't want to do any of the activities, or, um, more introverted and like to just sit there reading a book. But there is the big notice board on one wall. It's full of, like, flyers... it was once one big timetable but it's just been piled high with flyers.

You can see that the thing that was -- so there's always a couple of different activities to choose from, but one that has the most sign-ups for this morning was... there was gonna be a huge orienteering nature activity around the camp grounds?

#### LOWRI

Mm!

#### SASHA

But that can't happen now, so that's been cancelled. And there is a flyer, or like, a piece of paper, printed out on the notice board to say that in lieu of the orienteering nature activity that was scheduled for this morning, there is going to be a "treat" -- something even better -- tomorrow night, which will be a full moon foraging trail.

##### [PLAYERS MAKE INTRIGUED NOISES]

So you'll be taken into the forest to forage for nighttime foods, and because it's full moon, that's going to be actually possible cos any other night it'll be too dark.

#### ROWAN(?)

That sounds pretty cool, I guess we'll be able to actually stay up a little bit later than bedtime.

#### ANNIE

Ivy probably had her name either first on, or near first on, the list to sign up for that original orienteering activity. And so even the foraging activity sounds cool, she's kind of like,

#### IVY

_(disappointed)_ Aw! Well what am I going to do today, then? Look at the -- _(sighs)_ the whole camp -- I guess that gives me more time to investigate. But it was going to be such fun! The trail walk...

#### SASHA

So, that's a good question. Violet and Rowan, were you signed up to the trail walk, or would you like to hear what other activities are available today?

#### LOWRI

I *would* like to hear the other activities.

#### SASHA

So, the other things that you can do today are: a macramé workshop, where you will be learning to make political wall hangings...

#### LOWRI

Ooh!

#### SASHA

...with, you know, revolutionary symbols made out of knots.

##### [LAUGHTER]

Or, alternatively, down by Frog Lake, there will be a... like, a little kayaking lesson, essentially.

#### LOWRI

Mm.

#### SASHA

Get to take the kayaks out.

#### FRANK

I think Violet was signed up for the trail walk, cos they like to climb.

#### LOWRI

I think actually Rowan would have been on the orienteering one as well, because Rowan is not very good at naturally surviving in the wild and relies very much on knowledge, so would have considered that an opportunity to learn to survive a bit better?

#### SASHA

Oh, yeah, there was going to be all sorts of tutorials about how to use maps... They were going to set up different levels of trail, you know, like when you go to a climbing wall and the different colors are the different difficulties of groups?

#### LOWRI

Yes!

#### ANNIE

Yes.

#### SASHA

They were going to do that all around the park. They were going to give you a *grade.*

#### LOWRI

_(gasps)_ What! Would we have got a badge?

#### SASHA

Yes.

#### IVY

_(disappointed)_ Ugh!

#### ROWAN

Man, I don't have an orienteering badge! _(inhales, exhales)_ Do you think we can like, convince them? To maybe, you know, just go on a walk somewhere? Like -- I don't know, like, if you want to keep investigating I seem to remember in the depths of my memory that... the cabin, you know, the cabin on Mount Upright...

#### IVY/VIOLET

Mhm.

#### ROWAN

I don't know! I feel like that has something to do with this.

##### [SNICKERING]

#### SASHA

Really good reason, Lowri, well done.

#### ROWAN

It was in a book I read.

#### IVY

I think we need to use the daylight that we have to investigate down here. But... maybe we can talk to Stevie about going up there for the night? I mean, we're using the whole cabin, there's just the three of us.

#### ROWAN

I guess we would need permission. I'm not sure how comfortable I am with not having permission, but...

#### IVY

Or -- Violet, do you know a way into that cabin if we, if we were to sneak off? Cos we don't have a key.

#### VIOLET

I could find the way in, probably. I've got these lockpicks.

#### IVY

Have you ever picked a lock?

#### ROWAN

Yeah, I haven't seen you in action yet! That would be really cool.

#### VIOLET

_(lying through her teeth)_ Yeah! It'd be so cool.

#### LOWRI

_(snickering)_ Shifts nervously.

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### IVY

In that case why don't we -- let's look around the camp a little more, because I think that if there's something we can do to solve it down here... we've got the morning free now, it's nearly afternoon.

#### ROWAN

Okay. Sure.

#### ANNIE

So I think that Ivy _(inaudible)_ kind of trying to pick up what Violet left off outside? In terms of... The only thing that Violet managed to get to before being *snitched* on was --

##### [OUTBURST OF SNICKERING]

That it wasn't hands. And that, "Stick? Uhhh..." So -- and that's just the scratches, I want to look at the damage to the fence... whatever there is to look at, effectively.

#### SASHA

Would you like to roll for me Investigate, which is 2D6 plus your Smarts.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### ANNIE

_(blows out a breath)_ That's a five.

#### SASHA

Ah, okay. Yeah, you can have a look. You see the broken-down fences, you see it kind of -- almost like tire marks in the ground? You know, like the dirt track. Looks like there was some heavy traffic here. If you had to guess, you'd say this was, like, some sort of go-kart race or tiny monster truck rally.

In fact, how much does Ivy believe the kind of stories that you get around Camp Flying Moose, about unusual creatures that live in the forest or in the lake, or supernatural things that happen around here?

#### ANNIE

I think that Ivy believes, to a naive fault, in stuff. You could tell her pretty much any ghost story about the campus and she's gonna be like, _(gasps)_ "*Really?* Wait, wait, wait, tell me what -- did this--!" You know.

#### SASHA

Yeah.

#### ANNIE

Way too involved and interested in all of it.

#### SASHA

This is basically -- a *fae* monster truck rally clearly happened here.

##### [LOWRI GASPS]

#### IVY

_(frantic whisper)_ Check this out! Guys, come over here, come over here, look at this, *look* at this!

#### VIOLET

What?

#### ROWAN

_(simultaneously)_ What, what, what?

#### IVY

Haven't you heard about the stories -- okay, okay, okay. You know those, the mushroom rings, they grow in the forest, right? They call them faerie rings.

#### ROWAN

Yeah.

#### VIOLET

_(simultaneously)_ Uh-huh.

#### IVY

Look at this! There's tiny tracks... there's tiny tracks. Do you think the faeries -- do you think they have *cars?*

##### [ROWAN EXHALES A STARTLED LAUGH]

#### VIOLET

Do I...

#### ROWAN

*Faerie cars?*

#### VIOLET

...do I think the faeries have *cars.*

#### IVY

Look at the ground!

##### [ROWAN LAUGHS AGAIN]

#### IVY

I'm not crazy here, right?

#### ROWAN

I mean...

#### IVY

You've heard the stories, right?

#### ROWAN

I've heard the stories, but faeries -- but I've never heard them having automobiles! Like, that's quite a... weird thing?

#### IVY

I haven't necessarily heard any specific stories about that either, but look at the tracks. Look at what the evidence in front of us is. And you know the stories that they're out there.

#### VIOLET

What evidence? These are lines in the dust!

##### [THE PLAYERS SNICKER]

#### IVY

They're *tire tracks!* Look!

#### LOWRI

I should have asked if I could, like, through the Power of Friendship, have helped Ivy with their Investigation roll, but can I just do my own Investigation? Is that...

#### SASHA

You can do an Investigation roll, yes.

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER SOME MORE]

#### ANNIE

Can I Power-of-Friendship that one to assist?

#### SASHA

I'm gonna say no, because at this point Ivy is not gonna be helpful in investigating these things!

#### ANNIE

Fair enough.

#### SASHA

_(snickering)_ She's going to continue telling people that it's a faerie monster truck situation.

#### ANNIE

_(snickering)_ I could roll to see how far off I threw her, yeah.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### LOWRI


I rolled a 6 and a 1, that's so annoying. Er, 9.

#### SASHA

9\. Okay! Yes, so that's still a success, but not a runaway success.

So I'm gonna say you may ask one question. *Or,* you may choose for me to give you one detail of my own choosing.

#### LOWRI

Mm... _(softly)_ What's going on?! _(laughs)_

#### SASHA

That I promise will be at least a mildly relevant detail.

##### [PLAYERS CACKLE]

#### LOWRI

"Mildly relevant." I mean, I think my odds... I'm not very good at asking questions, so I am inclined to take that hand of friendship that you've extended me there and ask you to give me a mildly relevant detail, please.

#### SASHA

Okay. I will give you a mildly relevant detail. You're really intrigued by this faerie automobile theory?

##### [ANNIE SNICKERS]

It sounds very new to you, and you're curious -- but you're open-minded, so you curiously look down at the grooves in the ground, and you're like, "Yeah, there are tracks in the ground." But if you look closely, you can see that there are *several* large pawprints.

#### LOWRI

Miniature tire tracks... and pawprints.

#### SASHA

Mm, no, not like miniature tire -- there're like, grooves in the ground that don't have a tire pattern.

#### LOWRI

Right.

#### SASHA

And then there are also some pawprints.

#### LOWRI

Are they like, long, continuous grooves?

#### SASHA

No, they're not, like, long, continuous grooves.

#### FRANK

Like something that's just gouged at the...

#### SASHA

Yeah.

#### LOWRI

Or has a tail...? No, that would be up in the air, maybe.

I... tell you that --

#### ROWAN

My friends... I mean, there are pawprints here.

#### VIOLET

Huh.

#### ANNIE

Can I ask -- are they unnaturally large pawprints or anything like that, or do they just look like a normal canine that you might find?

#### SASHA

Once they are pointed out to you, they are about the size of a bear's pawprint?

#### ANNIE

Ohhh.

#### SASHA

But not exactly that shape, like, not as round, a little bit more splayed out, a little bit, like, longer in the -- what would be, I guess, fingers? No, *toes.*

##### [GROUP LAUGHTER]

#### SASHA

*Toes* is a thing. Yeah.

#### FRANK

Violet is gonna... climb a tree --

#### SASHA

Always a good _(inaudible)_

#### FRANK

Yep. Great start.

#### LOWRI

Yeah!

#### FRANK

Just to try and look down at everything. If I could roll Investigate on that to see if maybe there's, like, a pattern to the movement? I don't know.

#### SASHA

Okay. Yeah. Roll Investigate.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### FRANK

Okay, bad start.

##### [DICE ROLLS AGAIN]

#### FRANK

Okay, so I got an 8.

#### SASHA

Okay! Yeah. So that's again a mitigated success. I'm gonna give you the same choice that I gave Lowri. You can either ask a question, or be given one *at least* mildly relevant detail of my own choosing.

#### FRANK

Well, since Rowan pointed out that there were pawprints, I guess I want to see, like, how much of, like... where did they come from, where did they go, Cotton-Eyed Joe.

##### [SNICKERING]

#### FRANK

Or, like, if there was a pattern to the way they were moving, or something like that.

#### SASHA

There is no pattern. It is very, *very* chaotic. You would guess that there is, like, more than one creature here?

#### FRANK

Mm.

#### SASHA

So it's very difficult to see, kind of where they came from or where they went, but there are at least some tracks that are either coming from, or going towards, or maybe both, the forest.

Not actually all just to, like, one place in the forest.

#### FRANK

Alright. I'll come back down and sort of yelling from the tree, I guess.

#### VIOLET

Guys, I think whatever this is, I think there was more than one.

##### [ROWAN GASPS]

#### VIOLET

Uhm, I think maybe they came from the forest? Or they went *to* the forest? Or maybe they went to the forest and, like, came back. I don't know.

#### ROWAN

Do you think that's why orientation has been cancelled? Do you think they *know?* As in, the camp counselors?

#### VIOLET

Maybe. I accidentally said "attack" when I was speaking to Millie, and she *really* latched onto that.

Maybe they know something.

#### IVY

Do you think that they're *lying* to us about something? Do you think they're trying to hide something?

#### VIOLET

I mean, they're always hiding stuff.

#### ROWAN

Surely it's usually stuff that is, you know, for our own good!

#### IVY

They would tell *me,* at least... I think.

#### VIOLET

Oh, you *think* that. You think that. It's, it's like, they get a driver's licence, and all of a sudden, "Oh, I can keep secrets now from my good friend Violet!"

#### SASHA

I'm *really* interested in what exactly went down between Violet and Stevie.

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### SASHA

Like, were they *really* close before Stevie became a counselor? Is this maybe, like, Stevie's first year as a counselor?

#### FRANK

I think I started to lean into this, like, Violet is like a proto-Stevie, like, as soon as she's older she's also going to be grouchy and over it. And right now she's like, "Why are you like this? How dare you, I'm over *you,* how about that!"

##### [MORE LAUGHTER]

#### SASHA

You have a couple of options here. You can go to the counselors and you can either kind of confront them about whether they know more than they're letting on --

#### LOWRI

Mm.

#### SASHA

*Or* you can try to gain permission to go on your little trip to the cabin in Mt. Upright, *or* you can choose to bide your time and sneak out to Mt. Upright, *or* you can go and talk to some of the other girls at the camp, investigate a little bit more around the camp area.

Or you can do something that I haven't thought of! Of your own design!

##### [A FEW SNICKERS]

#### LOWRI

I do have a cousin who's a counselor, who is my best friend.

#### ANNIE

That's true.

I think that Ivy is feeling betrayed by not being, like, I don't know, just like, kept in the loop or, like, the idea that the counselors are lying to us?

#### LOWRI

Hmm.

#### ANNIE

Cos again, she has this inflated sense of friendship with everybody. I think that she is going to just, like, silent-treatment the counselors and go talk to some of the other girls.

##### [A SHORT PAUSE]

#### FRANK

Oh no. I broke her.

#### SASHA

Silent-treatment the *counselors!*

##### [LOWRI LAUGHS, HORRIFIED]

#### ANNIE

Like, any time Stevie is like, trying to do something with our cabin or whatever, I'll just be like, "Mrrrh. Errrh." Not, like, say words, but -- just be mad, you know what I mean?

#### SASHA

Yeah. Oh, I hope they notice!

#### LOWRI

_(snickering)_ Yeah!

#### SASHA

Okay, so you're going to talk to some of the other girls. What about Violet and Rowan?

#### LOWRI

I mean, I might go and talk to my cousin? Who is my best friend. I might not say that in front of Ivy, I don't know.

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### LOWRI

See -- just see how my cousin's behaving. Cos if she's behaving weirdly as well... she also works in the library, so I guess I'll do a bit more research into...

Cos for Rowan, something is being triggered now that is like -- Well, I *know* that there have been stories of weird things like this happening, and now we're looking like these big *animals* were fighting in camp? And the counselors aren't being honest with us about it? So that's a bit weird.

#### SASHA

Okay. And Violet?

#### FRANK

I think Violet is going to sneak up to the cabin on the hill and try and find a way in before anyone else -- _(laughing)_ asks her to pick the lock.

##### [SNICKERING]

#### SASHA

Just to try to save face.

Are you telling your friends that you're going there now, or are you just gonna try and sneak out and not give them a chance to come with you?

#### FRANK

I'm just gonna sneak off. That's what she does.

##### [ANNIE CACKLES]

#### SASHA

Okay.

#### LOWRI

I mean, Rowan will definitely have been like,

#### ROWAN

Look. Yeah, let's split up to, you know, increase our chances of finding things out, but let's meet up again.

#### LOWRI

So they *definitely* sent their  meet up, I guess, where we are? Or...

I mean, you don't have to do that, obviously, Violet.

##### [SNICKERS]

But maybe arrange to meet up just after dinner? I don't know. Or in an hour.

#### FRANK

If we meet for dinner we can see if everyone's still acting -- weird, in there.

#### ANNIE

Yeah. I agree. And then I think that if we're trying to devise a plan to sneak off to the cabin, then it would be like, "meet in the outdoor showers." Cos no one ever uses them. Meet at the outdoor showers, there's like five people who use them --

##### [AGREEING NOISES]

Meet at the outdoor showers and we can sneak out from there so no one will see us.

#### FRANK & LOWRI

Yeah.

#### SASHA

Okay. Let's start with Rowan, going to the camp counselors. So, you are going to go and find your cousin, Willow. Willow works in the library.

#### LOWRI

Mhm.

#### SASHA

I *assume* that you're going to go to the library.

#### LOWRI

Yes!

#### SASHA

Would you like to describe for us, like, what kind of library Flying Moose has? Is it, like, a well-stocked, well-catalogued library with shelves full of categorized books by subject and by author, or is it like, a bundle of boxes full of just paperback books shoved every which way?

#### LOWRI

I think it's somewhere in between? Like, I'm imagining a room with just short bookcases in, not, like, beautiful, lots of books up to the ceilings or anything.

#### SASHA

Yeah.

#### LOWRI

And a collection of a random -- probably *Baby-Sitters Club,* *Point Horror* books, that kind of thing, that have been ripped and maybe the last pages are missing on some of them. But I would *like* there to conveniently be a section on, like, the history of Camp Flying Moose!

#### SASHA

Oh, there is *definitely* a -- yeah. There are some fiction that you would expect to see, and then there's also very anachronistic, perhaps, nonfiction section, a lot of which is about nature?

#### LOWRI

Yeah. Mm.

#### SASHA

And some of which is about, you know, puberty and your body...

#### LOWRI

Yes.

#### SASHA

And appropriate sex education. There's like, "here are the facts" --

#### LOWRI

Good.

#### SASHA

-- "in a nonjudgmental way." And then there's some texts on, like, the history of feminism and civil rights movements. And then there's also an extensive section about folklore and local history.

#### LOWRI

Sounds like a great library, frankly.

#### SASHA

I really want to go to this camp now.

#### ANNIE

I know!

#### LOWRI

Yeah, me too!

Rowan will go straight to Willow, to try and find Willow.

#### SASHA

She is, she's stacking books --

#### LOWRI

Cool.

#### SASHA

-- that have been moved. She's just, like, reshelving everything.

#### ROWAN

Hey Will! How're you doing?

#### WILLOW

Hey Rowan! How's it going?

#### ROWAN

I mean -- have you noticed that things are a bit *weird?* Like, you know what's going on?

#### WILLOW

Oh, you mean with, um... all the damage to the camp?

#### ROWAN

Yeah!

#### WILLOW

No, I *don't* know, but it's a real shame! Were you booked onto that orienteering?

#### ROWAN

Yeah. I'm really disappointed cos I know I didn't have the badge, it was like, my last badge that I needed for, like, survival, but...

#### WILLOW

Well, there's always next year.

#### ROWAN

Yeah... Well, you know, I was kind of hoping that I would graduate to counselor next year, as you know, and -- _(exhales)_ a year earlier than people normally do, but I am an overachiever.

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

#### LOWRI

What I'm trying to ascertain here is, is my cousin behaving weirdly? Is she part of the weird counselor weirdness, and all the weirdness that's happening in camp?

#### SASHA

Okay, I'm going to offer you the chance to roll Investigate or Friendship.

#### LOWRI

I'm going to go for... _(doubtfully)_ Friendship... even though my stat isn't as good. Because this is my best friend and cousin.

#### SASHA

Yeah.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### LOWRI

Oh for goodness sake. 8.

#### SASHA

Okay, no, that's still pretty good. Okay, so for an 8... do you want to roleplay a bit of the, like, how you're going to approach it?

#### LOWRI

Yeah! I mean, I'm gonna ask her as I was about... is she's aware what's going on, and does she know why orienteering has been cancelled or what the counselors think happened.

#### SASHA

Yeah.

#### LOWRI

Yeah, so yeah.

#### WILLOW

I don't know why, I mean -- obviously I *know* that it's been cancelled because -- _(sighs)_ well, the camp's all... kind of messed up and a lot of the markers that they put out have been knocked down, or lost.

#### ROWAN

Ohhh, right!

#### WILLOW

I don't know exactly what happened. I know that Millie said someone was looking into it, so... I think that she's probably got a team of the other counselors, you know, figuring out what's going on.

#### ROWAN

Okay. Have we got any books about that cabin on Mt. Upright?

#### WILLOW

We don't really have any *books* about it -- I've got a promotional leaflet for you?

#### ROWAN

Yeah, that would be a start?

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

#### ROWAN

I'm quicker to read.

#### WILLOW

Why, is, uh, is Stevie going to take Redwood Cabin up?

#### ROWAN

Yeah! Maybe she is. -- I heard that.

##### [ANNIE SNICKERS SOME MORE]

#### WILLOW

Oh! That'll be fun for you, yeah.

#### LOWRI

Rowan's a good liar.

#### WILLOW

She doesn't like to say it, but I know Stevie really loves going to the cabin on Mt. Upright, so.

#### ROWAN

Oh really! How do you know that?

#### WILLOW

Yeah, cos, uh, we're friends.

#### ROWAN

Cool.

#### LOWRI

Just for Lowri, Willow isn't behaving weirdly, is she?

#### SASHA

No.

#### LOWRI

Cool.

#### SASHA

She's not behaving weirdly.

#### LOWRI

So my cousin is fine. Fine. Good.

##### [ANNIE LAUGHS]

#### LOWRI

I take the leaflet!

#### FRANK

"Oh! You're friends!" Like you're jealous.

#### SASHA

You take the leaflet. It won't really give you any information that Rowan doesn't already know.

#### LOWRI

Mmkay.

#### SASHA

It tells you about the layout of the cabin, what's inside the facilities there -- not many, the location of the cabin... it has this little, like, picture-gram mapped-out-path, but it's not really useful as a map.

#### LOWRI

Mm.

#### SASHA

You know, it's just one of those little lines tell us straight that you're going to be walking through the forest.

##### [LOWRI SNORTS]

#### SASHA

And has some photos of girls from the camp posing all around a campfire or roasting marshmallows or bundled into their sleeping bags in the cabin or doing their little washing-up, you know... It's not really got anything about the lore of the place or the history thereof.

Let's head over to Violet, who was going to making that trek to the cabin. Frank.

#### FRANK

Yes.

#### SASHA

What is Violet going to do to prepare for the journey?

#### FRANK

She has a bottle of water and an upbeat attitude!

##### [PLAYERS CACKLE]

She's giving herself a pep talk the whole way, they're just like,

#### VIOLET

_(to themself)_ Alright, come on, Violet. You've got this. You can do it. Remember last year when you snuck into Stephanie's suitcase and no one realised for like, two hours? Come on. You can get into a cabin!

#### SASHA

Okay. So the cabin is like, a four or five-mile hike away from the camp. And it is currently -- well, it's not even lunchtime yet. Maybe it's like, 11 am. So there's plenty of daylight, but you will have to trek through the forest.

You have been to the cabin before, but you have always been led by a counselor or a couple of counselors, you know, all in a group.

So I'm going to make a little roll about the state of the path...

##### [DICE ROLLS]

So you set out. Are you the one that's got "quick but quiet"?

#### FRANK

Yes.

#### SASHA

Yes. Okay. So you can move very stealthily through the camp. You can absolutely sneak your way out, although you have to, like, hide around some corners and move between shadows a little bit? You do actually manage to make it out. And you do manage to find the path that leads -- it's almost like a bridge, but not over any water, just over a slight ditch -- into the forest, that leads you on the path. Which has kind of, like -- the first couple of miles of it is like a roped path, you know, with kind of wood slats to lead the way.

#### FRANK

Right.

#### SASHA

It's pretty dark in the forest, because it's obviously quite dense, but because it's noon there's plenty of light poking through the trees. So you make your way, you make your way. After about a mile or two, the wooden slats get buried by the ground. Dust has been kicked over, roots have grown up and cracked them. But you can still make your way.

About a mile after that, you come to a fork in the road. And the path looks a little different than you remember it.

#### FRANK

_(pause)_ Oh.

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

#### LOWRI

Uh-oh!

#### SASHA

Would you like to go left or right?

##### [FRANK EXHALES CONSIDERINGLY]

#### FRANK

Is it left or right?

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### FRANK

Left it is.

#### SASHA

Okay. You turn left and you keep walking. The path grows narrower and narrower. The trees grow a little bit denser. They're very tall now, so you can't even really make out the individual leaves in the top of the tree, so you're just kind of -- looking up at this broken shadow of canopy above you.

There are a lot of birds up about; you can't see them but you can definitely hear them. And you can certainly see a lot of spiders or bugs creeping around in the foliage. And after about another hour of walking -- and it's getting quite steep, so you're getting quite out of breath. You notice the ground starts to level off and you find some little wooden steps built into the path, leading right up to the old cabin.

#### ANNIE

Ayyyy.

#### LOWRI

Ayyyyyyyyy!

#### VIOLET

_(to herself)_ I did it! I made it!

Oh god, now I have to get in.

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

#### VIOLET

Okay.

#### SASHA

Okay, so you have lockpicks. And the cabin is there, it has a small lock on the door. You know that inside there is a cupboard of, like, some supplies. There is a very rudimentary bathroom area to one side. And then there's a whole sort of space with some -- well, I would say bunk beds but they're really just slats. And some space for people to, like, hang out in the middle, and sometimes people put their bedrolls out and sleep on the floor as well. And there's like, *a* stove, that's basically more of a woodfire in there as well.

There are two windows -- two big windows, one on two walls of the big main room. And there's a very small vent and window towards the bathroom section.

#### FRANK

Do any of the windows open / *can* I open any of the windows?

#### SASHA

The windows *do* open. How are you trying to open them?

#### FRANK

I guess it would be absurd for them to have handles on the outside.

##### [LOWRI LAUGHS]

#### FRANK

So I'm going to try pushing...?

#### SASHA

Yeah! Great. Could you please roll me Adrenaline, which is roll 2D6 and add your Strength.

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### FRANK

7.

#### SASHA

Okay! So you take one of the windows which, it looks like the wood is a bit degraded by now, and you push and push and push it up.

##### [SFX: WOOD GROANS AS IT IS SHOVED UPWARDS]

And eventually you do manage to push it a little ways up, and then it gets stuck again.

So there is an opening. But it is not big enough for you to fit through.

#### FRANK

Okay.

#### SASHA

And I think, let's leave Violet there, and check in with *Ivy* --

##### [PLAYERS SNICKER]

-- for a little bit. So Ivy has gone to talk to some of the other girls.

#### ANNIE

Yeah.

#### SASHA

Is there a particular place that you would like to go, Annie? So we said there was a kayaking session, there is macramé in the arts and crafts room. There are a couple of people hanging out in the Common Room, but most people who were going to be orienteering seem to have just kind of found their own other activities, either joining in with the kayaking or with the arts and crafts or... there's a couple of people in the library, and there is a very quick and impromptu game of dodgeball going on on the field.

#### ANNIE

_(snickers)_ She's tempted by the dodgeball.

##### [PLAYERS LAUGH]

#### ANNIE

My intention with it was to try and talk to Ruth, because that was the other half of the friendship bracelet exchange to which we have not spoken yet. I want to see if Ruth is under sort of the same... whatever effect that we noticed Cassie being weird, if Ruth is also being weird in the same way.

#### SASHA

Okay!

#### ANNIE

Can I -- maybe go to the meeting hall and check the sign-ups, did I see where Ruth was signed up before, or do I know where to find her?

#### SASHA

Yeah, you can go and check. So Ruth is going to be in arts and crafts.

#### ANNIE

Okay. Well, then that's where Ivy's headed. Not a place that she is often.

#### SASHA

Okay. You walk into the arts and crafts room, and the counselor who's running the arts and crafts session looks up. She's not one of them that you recognize, because you don't spend a lot of time in here, but...

#### ANNIE

Mhm.

#### SASHA

...she is *delighted* by a new face in the arts and crafts room. Just like,

#### ARTS AND CRAFTS COUNSELOR

Oh! Well you're quite late, but come up! Were you, er, were you involved in the orienteering? Don't worry, we can get you a space. Why don't you sit down right here.

#### SASHA

And she'll pull out a chair --

##### [SFX: CHAIR SCRAPES ON GROUND]

-- right next to Ruth.

#### ANNIE

Oh, that's convenient. 

#### IVY

Sure! I'm afraid I'm, uh, really not that good at arts and crafts, but you know what, I'm not doing anything else with my day today, so, I'll just, I'll sit down next to Ruth, yeah!

#### ARTS AND CRAFTS COUNSELOR

Okay, yeah, great! Well, you know what? We're here for all levels. I can absolutely help you with getting started with a beginner thing. So today, we're turning knots into revolutionary political symbols!

##### [LOWRI SNICKERS]

#### ARTS AND CRAFTS COUNSELOR

So, why don't you have a little sketch of your revolutionary organization's political symbol, that you would like your logo to be, or you can pick your favorite one from history. And then I'll get you started on some of the basic knots, and, uh, you're away!

Okay, so I'm just gonna go and get some knots and get some yarn and sticks and things for you to -- _(inaudible)_ and then I'll be right back! Okay?

#### SASHA

And she will hurry off.

#### IVY

Okay, yeah! Yeah, sure!

#### ANNIE

So in that case Ivy's gonna turn to Ruth and just try and strike up a conversation, again, doing the super casual "I don't know anything's wrong, why would I suspect weirdness?" type of vibe. Like,

#### IVY

Oh hey, Ruth! I've never been in the arts and crafts -- you're normally over here. Have you done these before? Cos I might need some help trying to figure out how to do these. Are you any good at them?

#### SASHA

She'll respond to you in much the same way that Cassie does, so she will answer your questions but won't kind of engage any more than -- not really give anything particularly back.

#### RUTH

Yeah, I'm pretty good at arts and crafts. Yeah, I'm here quite a lot. I can answer your questions, but you know, Mary is probably going to teach you how to do it, so. She can help you.

#### IVY

Yeah, I figured, I just, you know. It's a whole class full of people. Usually better to have help with -- you know. If you can get help from somebody sitting next to you, I, I -- I mean, I'm just not that good at crafting. I mean, the more help I can get the better.

#### SASHA

And at this point Mary will come back and put a load of yarn and strings in front of you and be like,

#### ARTS AND CRAFTS COUNSELOR (MARY)

So! Let me tell you *exactly* how to do macramé.

##### [PLAYERS CACKLE]

#### IVY

_(stammering)_ O-o-o-okay?

#### ANNIE

And Ivy is very much obviously not here to try to do arts and crafts in any way, so every time Mary's trying to do stuff, Ivy's like,

#### IVY

_(desperately trying to sound like she's being attentive)_ Yeah yeah yeah, okay, sure sure, uh -- Ruth, uh -- yeah yeah yeah! Okay, yeah.

#### ANNIE

Like, you know. Just trying to get through it to keep the conversation going with Ruth, so.

#### SASHA

While Mary is there, like -- as soon as Mary comes and kind of engages you, Ruth goes back to talking to the other people around this table. Who are, you will notice, a lot of the same people that were sitting with her at breakfast.

#### ANNIE

This is just an assumption, but I'm assuming looking around the table, I see a lot of people who were sitting on the same side that she was and I don't see anyone who was sitting on Cassie's side, at this table.

#### SASHA

You don't see anyone who was sitting on Cassie's side. In fact, there are some people who were sitting on Cassie's side in this room, but they are all at a different table.

#### ANNIE

Right. At breakfast, was it that literally half the camp, besides us, was on one side and half was on the other?

#### SASHA

No. It's not everybody --

#### ANNIE

Okay.

#### SASHA

-- that was divided into two. It's, um...

#### ANNIE

It's just specific...

#### SASHA

It's just some. Maybe, like, ten people on each side out of, like, a hundred total campers.

#### ANNIE

Got it. So I can clearly see members of each group separated in the room. And then -- I think that Ivy's gonna then try a more direct approach as soon as she gets a word in with Mary -- as soon as Mary goes to check on something else, and Ivy just,

#### IVY

Woof, okay.

#### SASHA

Mary will leave as soon as you have done three competent knots.

##### [ANNIE GROANS]

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### ANNIE

Geez. Should I roll Crafting for that?

#### SASHA

Yes, actually!

##### [DICE ROLLS]

#### ANNIE

Oh! Okay, it's an 8.

#### LOWRI

Ooh!

#### SASHA

Okay! Great! Yeah. So you do do three competent knots, but while Mary is showing you in between, like,

#### MARY

Okay, that's pretty good, but do it a bit more like this...

#### SASHA

You actually have time to notice that Ruth is scratching her arms a lot. And you notice she's got this little rash just on her neck and her hands.

#### ANNIE

Uh-oh.

#### SASHA

And eventually you will manage to get your three knots.

##### [ANNIE CACKLES]

#### SASHA

And Mary will leave. She'll be *so* proud, she'll be like,

#### MARY

That's *amazing!* Absolutely fantastic! Oh, you are picking this up *so* quickly.

#### SASHA

You are not picking this up so quickly.

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### ANNIE

Of course not, yeah.

And Ivy's aware of that, but Ivy's also just trying to be like,

#### IVY

Thanks. Yeah yeah yeah, of course!

#### FRANK

_(simultaneously)_ Of course.

-- Not.

##### [BEAT]

#### ANNIE & LOWRI

Ayyyyyyyyyy.

##### [SASHA SNICKERS]

#### ANNIE

I think that then Ivy, as soon as she can get a word in edgewise -- she was originally going to start pushing the idea of the friendship bracelet, but I think she's going to turn to Ruth, then go,

#### IVY

_(genuinely concerned)_ Oh, are -- are you *okay?* I might even have -- I know that I normally just carry snacks around, but I might have some calamine lotion or something in here? Do you -- are you okay, I see that you've got that, that neck.

#### RUTH

Oh, yeah, um, calamine lotion would be nice, actually, I just -- _(sighs)_ my allergies have really been acting up recently and I don't know why.

#### IVY

Okay. Okay. Let me check. Is it like, pollen allergies, or, or...

#### RUTH

Oh, I don't know what it is. Usually the only thing I'm allergic to is dogs!

#### FRANK & ANNIE

_(chorusing)_ *Dun-dun-dun!*

#### ANNIE

*Hmmmmm.* _(snickers)_

#### SASHA

So let's leave it there for this week.

#### ANNIE

Excellent.

#### LOWRI

_(overlapping)_ Eeeee!

#### SASHA

Thank you very much for listening. This has been Camp Flying Moose for Girls of All Kinds, and as I didn't mention it at the start of the show, you can find your own copy of Camp Flying Moose by Alicia Furness on Itch. I very much recommend it. -- Or, you know, elsewhere on the internet, you can also just Google "Camp Flying Moose." It's a really great game!

So, I have been Sasha Sienna, and with me has been Annie, Lowri, and Frank. Please join us next week for the *thrilling conclusion--!*

##### [PLAYERS CHEER]

#### SASHA

To Camp Flying Moose. Thank you very much for listening!

#### LOWRI

Where hopefully we will all reconvene!

##### [LAUGHTER]

#### ANNIE

"Hopefully."

#### SASHA

Bye!

#### ALL

Byeeeeee!

##### [THE *MAGNUS* THEME STARTS FADING IN]

#### FRANK

Why are we all waving?

##### [EVERYONE CRACKS UP]

#### LOWRI

I don't know--!

#### FRANK

It's just interesting!

##### [CROSSTALK]

##### [*MAGNUS* THEME FULLY FADES IN]

#### ALEX

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