Hello Mr. Newall! I hope Tumblr is treating you well! Just wanted to give you a warm welcome to the site. Anyways I hope you have a wonderful day!
What a lovely first thing to read! I have no idea what I am doing so let’s see how long I can go without an egregious fauxpas!
Is that you, Alex J Newall?
Gosh, no foreplay? We’re just cutting straight to the existential stuff
stay strong soldier. if anyones sent you asks yet, then you will receive an influx eventually. it happens to us all.
So I think this is what you were talking about? Not sure how sustainable answering everything will be!
sir i got lost in the labyrinthine depths of curiousity and "accidentally" clicked on the do not push button on your website and id comment on the experience but ive been told not to talk about it. i think i may have already said too - [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF ERROR]
Do not push the button.
Hey I heard you're Alex. I have a question I think you might not mind answering.
The data in chdb.xls from the ARG degrades in quality as the sheet goes on. It goes from reasonably realistic fake data, to "this is obviously fake" fake data. Is that intentional? Or did whoever was making the data just say "fuck it"
I made the data. I did not say “fuck it”.
What fascinates me is that AFAIK no one managed to find all the real world things that spreadsheet referenced. :)
Sir do you have 2 tumblr accounts now? Anyways, I greatly appreciate your sound design work for TMA etc. is there any movie(s) that you would recommend for their sound design? that’s all, have fun.
If I do have two tumbler accounts I am not aware of it but I confess I really do not have a handle. On this platform yet!
welcome to tumblr, real alex! as opposed to fake alex, who has been here for a while
Yeah I will never understand the appeal of such impersonation but thankyou for the welcome!
Are you gonna have to have a fight to the death with the impersonation account to see who the real Alexander j newall is
I prefer assimilation to anihilation
hello mr Newall how you doing
With great effort and slow progress.
can you give your pfp a little hat I think it needs a hat
A wiser man than I once said you’re either a hat author or a leather jacket author. I intend to be the latter and thus there shall be no hat for now.
When i first heard your name in the podcast i tought it was "Alexander Janual"
Weird stuff
Welcome to Tumblr!
It’s fine, I am regularly called by people who think I am. Mrs. Alexandra Jewel.
hello alex! no questions, just wanted to make my presence known. much love, x
Your presence is known. Much love.
Welcome to tumblr, my good sir.
I must thank you for the Podcasts, and the accompanying wasps' nest that is currently building itself in my roof. I didn't realize that was part of the deal but, well, the wasps and I are friends now so I can't complain too much.
Pay your sugary wasp taxes and I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Hey RQ Boss Man,
I was reminding myself of how cursed the Mr Blobby theme song was and saw the following comments under the YouTube video:
@Al-Maginations⚫ 3 yr ago (edited) 2:41
this is the last moment this man was seen alive. His last images are truly scarring. Wayne was a family man, a brick layer who went out on a Friday night and never came home. Just moments before his disappearance he called his wife, said that the club had just started playing a banger, and promptly hung up. She said he sounded hypnotised, it was very out of character for him to hang up on her. Scotland yard are urging people to come forward with any information that could lead to his whereabouts.
@tord6725. 3 yr ago
My mum played this to get drunk people out of nightclubs when she was a DJ. It worked too well apparently.
I just wanted to ask if Mr Bonzo's...escapades? Were in any way inspired by this? Or is this just further evidence that Bonzo and Blobby are one and the same?
Afraid not, though I am not surprised given how scary Bobby is inherently.
Hi Alex, welcome to Tumblr, excited to have you here! Please don't be scared away super quickly, also what does the J in your name stand for? (You don't have to answer that, just curious)
The J in my name stands for my middle name.
are you actually the real Alexander J. Newall or is this another joke account
Check my twitter or website for proof I guess?
Hey, just a quick heads-up, here on Tumblr it’s customary to give your blog a profile picture and a bio, to make sure people don’t confuse it for one of the Many spambots! Also you absolutely don’t have to but most people here like to keep their Likes and Following private. That’s totally up to you though.
Welcome to Tumblr on behalf of the TMA fandom, Alex!
Thanks, I only just learnt how to reply to people so it might be a while!
What's it like to work with one of the greatest Podcast IT minds in the world?
I’ll let you know when it happens.
🫵🫵🫵🫵
To you too.
Hello Alex! It is lovely to see you here. How are the horrors treating you?
I always found humans more troubling if I’m honest.
mr newall sir why must you torment the blorbos so??
Blorbos are forged in sadness and tempered in adversity. This is the way.
When you first arrived here, how many carrier were sitting on the windowsill with all our silly little messages offering welcomes and/or horrors?
I don’t think I will ever stay up to date and that terrifies me.
Whats the worst nosebleed youve ever had, like sorest or most inconvenient or whatever
I once had a ludicrously high heart rate followed by a gushing nosebleed that drenched my shirt, then I fell down.
I will not be elaborating.
i think the j stands for jungus
That’s not a question.
Are you aware of your imposter whom I wrongfully assumed was you for months and as such is my archnemesis whom I will one day destroy (they were very clear in stating they weren't you I am just a fool who is now angry)
There are a few people out there pretending to be me for both benign and malicious reasons and I get a lot of people trying to hack my accounts. As a rule assume everything online is a lie.
its an opinion alexander jungus newall
Then why is tumbler telling me to answer it?
would you rather fight 10 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck
I used to ride a lot when I was younger so I know how cowardly horses are. Duck sized horses please.
what’s the haps homeboy
It’s short for “happenings” I believe
n o t h i s c a n ‘ t b e
t h I s c a n ‘ t b e
o h d e a r .
*ahem*
on behalf of myself, due to tradition with @strangerisorange,
are you aware you are Alexander J newall?
Yes.
do u know how to do a backflip :0
I am aware of the theory but have yet to execute it successfully. I am extremely uncoordinated.
yes i mean what’s going on how’s life r u slaying the house boots?
Life is good :) I have yet to slay any pairs of boots however.
i need you to know how much turmoil i was in throughout all of the new tmagp. i had to set my phone down and walk away multiple times. why would you put the bruh sound effect in the scary story office podcast. why would you do this to me. i thought Jonny was supposed to contain you
He doesn’t contain my chaos, I fuel his.
Hi Alex just out of curiosity what was your favourite Leitner that was featured in the Magnus Archives?
The one that died.
Mr Newall, is it true that the British have strange slang words? Like snog? I still can't get over the fact that people say that it's a gross sounding word
Snogging is indeed gross.
I haven’t started protocol yet but everything I’ve seen so far about the newest episode is officially scaring me so congrats!
My thanks
hey alex. you recommended the anime Planetes a while back and i enjoyed it immensely. i was wondering if you had any other less mainstream anime recs?
Metropolis, the first Anime I ever saw with no context
Hello! Does your place as Alexander J. Newell indicate the existence of Alexanders A-K Newells?
No, just A-I Newalls
Welcome to tumblr my dude, lol best of luck and hope you have fun on this lil' hellsite.
My thanks, I am here because I have been told I should be
I misheard J as “Jane” for my entire first listen of the Magnus archives and now every time I read your name i instinctively read it as “Alexander Jane newall”
I’m fine with that
Hi Alex!!!! Welcome!! Have you been reading/watching/listening to anything good lately?
I have just finished the Fallout TV series and was very dated by it
Are you the real
Slim shady? No.
Who's your favourite youtuber?
I admit I have watched RT now and then
Thank you for signing my maths homework, I have a Bonzo drawing on my laptop that has my students very unsettled... But I got at least one of them into TMA.
Remember, a huge scare is made of tiny worries, you’ll get them all!
Are you aware that you are Alexander J Newall?
Still yes
Do you have a favorite episode of Protocol? If so, is it one we've heard yet, or is the insanity yet to come?
Episode you havent heard yet. You’ll be waiting a while for it.
Welcome to Tumblr! Loved Tma! Gl!
Glad to hear it, thankyou!
Will there be slugs in Magnus Protocol?
Just because they haven’t been mention ned yet doesn’t men they haven’t been there.
Opinion on slugs? There was a big one in my home today
I always wonder if Snails look down on slugs.
I have an alarm every day at 4pm set to blast the Mr. Bonzo theme wherever I am. What's the funniest place I could go in time for 4pm?
Probably your nearest comedy club.
hello my exam introduced me to TMA and despite the fact that he himself was an eldritch horror, I found a love for the fictional horrors through TMA, and so much inspiration. So thank you genuinely so much for what you do. I haven’t finished anything besides TMA but I’ve listened to bits of some of your other works and you have no idea how much of an inspiration you are for me. Whenever I have art block I draw your characters, if I’m struggling with a bit of writing I listen to one of your works. Your livestreams or videos get me through tough moments.
I hope if your ever having a rough go of it your able to get through it and you get all the inspiration and joy you have given.
have an amazing day
What an incredibly kind thing to say. I am so glad you have had some comfort and help from my silly imaginings. It’s messages like this that can get a creator through the rough times. Thankyou