I sent this question to Jonny too, but just in case he doesn't answer - I'm currently in the process of copying the entire first episode of TMA into a minecraft book to hide in a box in the infinite underground labyrinth I'm surprising my friend with. in doing so, I've encountered a problem - the game censors every mention of alcohol and cigarettes. any ideas for replacement words I can use to "kidzbopify the anglerfish", as it were?

Alcohol = happy juice, orphan’s tears, squeeze, liquid luck, liquid loss, that which inebriates, fool’s nectar, glutton’s bane, cool guy juice, splosh.

Cigarettes = death sticks, tobacco tubes, bonzos, that which burns, filter friends, lung drops, minor’s mistake, ciggydiggydoodaadanglestrips.