You are turned into a bird. What kind do you become? Do you deliver wisdom, collect shiny things, swoop people or just hop around hoping that people drop breadcrumbs?

An enormous, overly intelligent Raven who turns up as an incredibly ominous omen at inappropriate moments.

Toddler’s Birthday party?
Raven Me: “Beware!”

Got that big promotion?
Raven Me: “Beware!”

On a first date?
Raven Me: “Beware!”