if u had to write a podcast what would it be abt

I dunno, I guess I’d get me and a few budskis over who all look,sound and think like me, then crack a few suds and talk about sports, cars and how poor people just need to try harder whilst eating snacks loudly in front of the mic.

(For when this is inevitably taken out of context by someone for malicious purposes: THIS IS SARCASM. I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THESE THINGS. IF YOU’RE QUOTING THIS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THE KEYBOPARD DOWN)

I think that just about covers it?