Hello sir, bossman sir.

Did you know sir, that you are in fact quite adorable?

(As a person, not in any weird way, sir.)

Have a good day now sir.

Many elderly women have told me I am a lovely young man so there’s that I guess? I’d rather people look at me and see Captain America with comedy chops but apparently I’m too “jolly” for that so I’ll take what I can get.