after a long debate with my friends, we have come to two conclusions.

1. martin has never smoked weed

2. martin was a big stoner as a teen

which is more accurate in your opinion?

(btw i say he was a stoner)

I suspect he tried it once, convinced himself he was having a “bad trip” then accidentally triggered a real anxiety attack then threw the joint out of the window in a panic at which point the people sharing it with him gave him ‘a look’ but he wasn’t listening because he saw a small dog outside had gone up to the joint, sniffed it and then ate it rendering him inconsoleable for at least an hour bekieving he had accidentally killed a saudage dog.

Or not. What do I know?