you cant add pictures here so ill have to describe it:
could a shirtless guy (with a sixpack) and karl marx’ head convince bertie to not hate the working class anymore?
or essentially, is bertie more gay than capitalistic?
Unfortunately I seriously doubt a jacked shirtless guy with Karl Marx’ head could convince Bertie to not hate the working class anymore because:
1) I think Bertie is shallow enough to not like the face anyway
2) Bertie doesn’t listen to anyone. Ever. Regardless of whether they are engaged in sexual acts at the time.
3) Honestly, I suspect he would just do a really cringe job of pretending to be interested long enough to “get some” then bounce unless he lost patience in which case he would then just try negging them.
4) Also I think he would look into magical head transplants as a solution to his conundrum only to get bored at the amount of effort it would require and then just go find some other hunk-o-flesh to objectify.
TLDR: Bertie’s interests rank as follows:
1) Bertie
Thus concludes the list.