Who do you think would win in a fight between The Boneturner and Mr bonzo?
Why on earth would they fight? That’s the steamiest romance of 2025.
Who do you think would win in a fight between The Boneturner and Mr bonzo?
Why on earth would they fight? That’s the steamiest romance of 2025.
hi hi hello! in recent months, i have (semi-willingly) become the number one lena kelley fan. and i've been wondering, on a scale from horrible to excellent, what type of decision have i made by caring about her so much?
This question is based on a flawed premise that “horrible” and “excellent” aren’t at the same end of the scale.
With that in mind my answer is: …yes?
Feel free to ignore if this counts as "questions about canon" but can you play Dune on Mr. Ceiling?
Only doom I am afraid.
what is the creepiest part of the human body, according to you?
The belly button.
It is the origin of you.
As an embryo you grow out from there meaning once upon a time your face and your belly button were the same thing.
Also fun fact from someone who has had surgery in that area, all the nerve endings for your belly button are actually spread all over the place making pain responses in the area super weird.
It has no real function after birth, is hardwired into your nervous system and let’s not forget WAS A HOLE THAT CONNECTED YOU TO YOUR MOTHER THROUGH BLOOD.
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
Do you have any clothes other than suits? If so, what’s the go-to?
I own some steel. armor, 2 cloaks, medical scrubs and multiple pairs of socks. I tend to wear the socks most. Hope that helps.
best icebreaker for a first date?
I know a lot of people are pushing chainsaws these days but there is something classic and reliable about your old-school Ice-pick.
Have you ever watched Game Changer or other Dropout stuff? and if so did you like it? (because I personally like to imagine that you would be absolutely hilarious on Game Changer with all the chaos gremlin energy you've got going on)
Lol, so I have a minor goal of being on with with Brennan Lee Mulligan. I think we have similar energies when provoked and I don’t know if it would be an alliance or a war but it would be fun either way. If you have their number do feel free to let them know I am 100% in!
Which TMA avatar do you think you could beat in a fight and which one would you never under no circumstances want to ever fight
I reckon I can take Callum Brodie as he appeared in Archives. (If he grew up though I am screwed!). (Also I am aware that beating up a child isn’t great PR but since you asked.)
I would never want to fight any of them though. That’s sort of the point.
hey alex! i love love tma and tmp so, so, so much!!!!!!!!!!
i just wondered if you could settle a debate for me? see, my friend, a relatively small person who refuses to exercise or sleep thinks they can thrash peter lukas in a fistfight while he has powers. can you please tell them they can't?
I dare not, lest your short and punchy friend correct me with a pugilistic retort!
which one would win: a billion lions or one of every pokemon?
1 of every pokemon. Easily. One of them is literally god apparently.
Please give us updates on your dog.
Refuses to eat experimental metallic crystalline fruit. Sad times, I just want somebody to play chess with.
what's your favorite and least favorite chess piece, and why?
Favourite: Pawn
Least favourite: Bishops
The pawns need to rise up and overthrow the shackles of their oppressors and I am here for them.
The bishops are clearly collaborating, carefully making sure to stay out of one another’s way, bullshit market manipulators.
Fuck Marry Kill with the Protocol characters ? This does include Mr Bonzo as a bear and not a twink.
Why on earth would I want to engage in sexual intercourse with every Magnus Protocol character then immediately marry them only to immediately end their lives?
Getting married involves so much paperwork and then having to act as next of kin executor for so many people simultaneously? Never mind the tax implications!
No I think I’ll just stick to killing thanks.
Have you ever given any thought to the “what does John collect in his free time” question? I’ve heard chess pieces, stamps, etc., but I was wondering if you had any silly interjections on this topic.
Barbie dolls, perhaps?
John collects scars.
I sent this question to Jonny too, but just in case he doesn't answer - I'm currently in the process of copying the entire first episode of TMA into a minecraft book to hide in a box in the infinite underground labyrinth I'm surprising my friend with. in doing so, I've encountered a problem - the game censors every mention of alcohol and cigarettes. any ideas for replacement words I can use to "kidzbopify the anglerfish", as it were?
Alcohol = happy juice, orphan’s tears, squeeze, liquid luck, liquid loss, that which inebriates, fool’s nectar, glutton’s bane, cool guy juice, splosh.
Cigarettes = death sticks, tobacco tubes, bonzos, that which burns, filter friends, lung drops, minor’s mistake, ciggydiggydoodaadanglestrips.
Would you rather fight a dozen chicken sized horses or 3 horse sized chickens?
You do get 30 mins of prep time but so do your opponentz
Anyone who does not select the chicken sized horses has never been on a farm.
1) horses are cowards and making them smaller will only make that more pronounced. They might actually. Be scared to death.
2) Chickens are psychotic micro-raptors who live only for destruction. To grant them such size is madness and to fight then is hubris. Flee, flee the feathered ones for their talons are as quick as their tempers.
Which fear would you recommend licking?
The Extinction. I think we need to get that licked as soon as possible.
referring to tmagp 17, out of sheer curiosity, what the absolute hell does darrien mean by ‘stroking orchids’. is that literal or am i missing something
You don’t stroke orchids?
You should try it.
You are turned into a bird. What kind do you become? Do you deliver wisdom, collect shiny things, swoop people or just hop around hoping that people drop breadcrumbs?
An enormous, overly intelligent Raven who turns up as an incredibly ominous omen at inappropriate moments.
Toddler’s Birthday party?
Raven Me: “Beware!”
Got that big promotion?
Raven Me: “Beware!”
On a first date?
Raven Me: “Beware!”
Hey, Alex! Hope you’re feeling better today.
I notice you use “y’all” (and correctly!) and as a US southerner I wondered where you might have picked that up?
Now, if you start saying “bless your heart” we might need to talk…
Well howdy! And bless your heart for the compliment!
Picked it up from our head of Production April Sumner who was Texan born-an-raised but moved to merry old England.
She eventually tuckered me out on it and rather than pitch a hissy fit I just had to git. Might could I seem all hat no cattle using it but dadgumit, life’s just too short for all that hollarin and fussin.
Anyway, y'all have a good day now y'hear?
hi alex!! me and my cat tim salami (first name tim, middle name salami) are curious: what is the objectively best and/or worst pet name you've ever encountered?
one of the best i've seen is pingle for a cat.
worst is the many, many dogs that share a name with me. it's exhausting
Huh, I have never met a pet with the name Snazzfest before.
For me best I ran into was Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin out hiking:
“Sam would you leave Frodo alone for two minutes! Don’t you start Merry, you’re as bad an influence as Pippin!”
Worst:
Dog called dog. Why on earth did they not call him cat? It was right there as the objectively better option?
In a world where one of the archive staff members of TMA was bitten by a radioactive spider and became spider-man, which character do you think would best fill the role?
Rosie. No one would guess and that’s half the role of the webslinger.