July 2024

who out of the Protocol crew do you reckon would be the best at taking care of a Tamagotchi

Probably Alice but only to spite Gwen.

Gwen would do everything right caring for hers and meanwhile Alice would see Gwen cared and just get Colin to hack one for her and pretend she’s just really competent to Gwen. Same with Digimon.

Where would the Boneturner take Bonzo on their first date if this is the supposed steamiest romance of 2025. The people need to know!

To the stars and back my friend.

Greetings,vhope you're doing well!

I'm running a campaign with some friends and I would love some ideas. What are your favorite things to throw off/mess with the party?

Start with a high level seeming TPK then jump to “3 years earlier”. Now you have the challenge of getting them into that exact scenario without railroading. Good luck!

So I once read a tumblr post and it’s been haunting me since: since Michael D Stortion has really long fingers and is in general tall- are his toes also abnormally long???

They could be.
Then again they could be wide.
Wider than flippers, wider than spades, wider than the doors it strides betwixt and between.
Or just, y'know, toe shaped. That would work too.

If rusty quill were to fall apart right this second, what would your back-up plan be?

RQ2 Bigger Longer Uncut.

I’ve been thinking about the awesome OIAR casts’ Spotify playlists and it got me thinking: what music do you think Martin/the Archives gang would listen to?

Send in the Clowns?

Who out of the tma/tmagp (your choice) crew would be better at monopoly?

Lena. Because Lena.