September 2024

Hiya! Big fan of the horrors you peddle!

I'm starting my masters in biomedical communication in less than a week, and we have a very jam-packed anatomy course this term. I'm really nervous for it, so I thought i'd ask you the one question that's been on my mind:

how sharp are the knees meant to be?

thanks!

Sharp as possible without carrying risk of self damaging complications. Humans need spurs on all their outward facing joints for utility and combat purposes.

Hi Mr. Bossman!

I potentially have the opportunity to talk about TMA for a class, but I need to know: does the Magnus Institute count as a nonprofit organization?

Thanks!!

Depends how you define profit.

Monetarily, not for profit.

Eldritch power and immortality? Seems pretty profitable to me…

Heya, fancy bossman!

My friend is a trans lady, and she'd like to know how to be as annoying and cool as Alice, any tips? ( optional: maybe without having to experience eldritch horror? )

Masking. Lots and lots of unhealthy masking.

if a witch suddenly appeared out of nowhere in a puff of smoke and turned you into an animal, what animal would you turn into?

(not your favorite animal, but an animal you would be forced to turn into)

Human. So disgusting…

How good would jared hopworth be at wisdom teeth removal?

That’s one of those questions that is more complicated than you might think.

Better than the average person but not as good as a dentist.

Remember teeth aren’t bones so he’d probably just remove your entire jaw for ease.

Lower AND upper…

If Michael the Distortion had a drag number what song do you think he'd use?

Send in the Clowns, because they would be in a Nikola Orsinov drag.

Is Michael/Helen considerable as a monster inc monster given the door thing?

Hmmmm. Honestly I suspect Michael must be a massive inconvenience.

They have this huge factory dedicated to sourcing, linking and organising doors and then this one guy keeps popping up all over the place messing with people.

He keeps interfering with scares/laughs, staff keep getting lost not to mention that we don’t know if his laughter can interfere with their power systems.

Honestly I suspect they’d have to invest in some exterminators, put down some bait and try and trap him or something.

if u had to write a podcast what would it be abt

I dunno, I guess I’d get me and a few budskis over who all look,sound and think like me, then crack a few suds and talk about sports, cars and how poor people just need to try harder whilst eating snacks loudly in front of the mic.

(For when this is inevitably taken out of context by someone for malicious purposes: THIS IS SARCASM. I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK THESE THINGS. IF YOU’RE QUOTING THIS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THE KEYBOPARD DOWN)

I think that just about covers it?