Incident Elements:
Alexander J. Newall
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Incident Elements:
Alexander J. Newall
Yum?
Yum.
Hello silly sir!
Would you rather have hands for feet, or feet for hands?
This is a VERY. IMPORTANT. QUESTION.
Any why😁
Hands for feet.
Any help you can provide in discarding the manky, flattened ‘failure-hands’ on the end of my legs would be greatly appreciated.
Have you ever read homestuck and if you have, what aspects would the Fears be?
I have not, sorry.
So based on zero information I would guess… green?
Who would win in a fight, Sasha Rackett or Melanie King?
Sasha Racket by a massive margin.
Now, if you asked me who would be the fastest at cutting out Melanie’s eyes?
That would be a close one.
If you were going to be eaten by a library, what section do you think you'd prefer to be devoured by?
The kiddie section.
I’d hope all the beanbags and soft rounded edges might hurt less as the shelves chew me up.
That’s what you meant right?
Does Martin have a favourite song or favourite music genre?
Probably.
sorry if you've been asked this before, but does Elias ever blink?
Yes, but he tends to outsource it.
How does Agnes wear clothes??? Wouldn’t they burn???
Not if they were vintage firefighter uniforms.
(DO NOT PURCHASE FIREFIGHTER UNIFORMS AS FASHION ITEMS, there’s lots of cancer causing fire retardant stuff in them.)
Hey!
How’d you decide on the name The Magnus Archives?
If I remember correctly, Jonny said:
“I want to make a show called The Magnus Archives”
And I said:
“Okay.”
That’s the whole story from my perspective.
i counted every time the phrase “not really” is said in tma and it is 41 please tell me is this significant?? does this mean something?? the most “not really” filled episode is mag 142 they say it four times am i onto something here????
Not really.
If Colin is really dead, who will take care of his fish? Alice? Please I need to know they’ll be taken care of
Colin has a fishtank. Who said anything about there being fish in it?
If you were to die by the hands of an Avatar, wich one would it be ? Like, the lest painful, or the most legendary/funny way ???
Probably one of the Corruption ones.
I’d try to kick it and like my leg would fall off or something.
If you could destroy 1 Leitner with your own hands/tools/furniture/etc, which Leitner would you choose to destroy and how would you do it?
The man himself with a damning treatise criticising his book-magpie habits.
hello i hope you are well!
did you have a middle name in mind for martin's mystery 'k' initial, and if so what was it?
Potassium.
(stolen from a random fan as the best answer ever.)
What's your opinion on spines?
I love to see proper cable management.
What is something you would feed to the homophobic vase?
Egregious amounts of marmite.
I’m curious what would happen.
Hey there! I have a very very important question and I dunno if it's been answered before or not but: what's your favourite animal?👀
I have been asked this but happy to repeat: currently it is the Pangolin. I hope to one day splice one with a volcano snail and a tardigrade and make the most invulnerable cutie pie ever.