November 2024

Trick or treat?

No thankyou.

Do you know the muffin man?

Depends who’s asking.

Cryptid Zoo kickstarter when

I have won over some of RQ but not all of RQ. Will update when that changes. Admittedly a common counter argument is “what’s to stop me just locking you in a cage and walking off because I will if you do this.”

Let me cook.

My physics teacher is scared of penguins because he believes they want to take over the world, any thoughts on this?

Remind him of the burden of proof and demand peer reviewed empirical evidence.

If he provides it, let me know A.S.A.P.

Do you think jon would have Eye'd callum if he'd said the word "skibidi" to him

He’s probably just raise a quizzical eyebrow and mutter “What the sigma?”

It’s Martin I’d be worried about.

My friend teaches Spanish for odontologists at University. The other day all her students brought to class a bucket of teeth. They left one bucket at her desk, for her to have.

Is this normal human behaviour?

No. Splitting the teeth between two buckets makes them much easier thanks to carry. There’s something weird going on there.

Hey! Sorry for the semi-long question but I feel like this may require some explanation.

If you were to be inside a hard plastic hamster ball with no entrances or exits, would Micheal/The Spiral be able to kill you?

This hamster ball also has a blowtorch inside of it for undetermined reasons, if that changes the answer

Yes.

Why do you know brainrot terms? It's scares me

Because the generational divide is an artificial cultural construct used primarily to distract people from Socio-Economic inequality and gatekeeping generational slang that is not tied to a specific sub-demographic only serves to reinforce the distraction.

Or to put it another way:
Sigmas Eat Werther’s Originals whilst listening to Linken park and playing Roblox, no cap.

does colin have a secret pokemon collection yes or no

No.

Because it’s not a secret.

He just doesn’t tell anyone.

Do you think any characters in the Magnus-Verse enjoy Lord of the Rings?

Yes.

Last week UK friends tried to convince me that the haggis is a small animal (they don't do well in captivity, you have to make sure your haggis is ethically sourced). My last meal in the UK, I swear to God, had "freshly-caught haggis" in its menu.

What do you think the noble wild haggis looks like?

Delicious.

Does the J stand for Jalexander

No