December 2024

How is your cat?

Cat.

hello sir, what should I name my cat, he is a small bastard who abuses me, however he likes my stuffed animals.

Sounds like head archivist Jonathan Sims to me.

Has Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, read the Silmarillion?

If he did he would no doubt record a comment on how far fetched it all was before sending a colleague to check in on this Morgoth fella and see if he’ll give a statement.

What would the more normal animal fears be labeled as in tma? My sister used to be afraid of ducks and me and my friends have been trying to figure out what fear entity it would go under

The Extinction.

The ducks are “those that will rise after the end”