October 2024

Hello silly sir!

Would you rather have hands for feet, or feet for hands?

This is a VERY. IMPORTANT. QUESTION.

Any why😁

Hands for feet.

Any help you can provide in discarding the manky, flattened ‘failure-hands’ on the end of my legs would be greatly appreciated.

Do you also follow the “do not archive” rule or is that just a Jonny thing?

So I’ll be honest, if I ever saw it I would abide by it but it has yet to come up for me. Clearly I am moving in the wrong circles.

What is the least annoying character you've ever played in an RPG?

A kobold open-hand monk called Pok who belonged to a sect that believed life is only really lived in mortal peril so happily put themselves in constant danger whilst having the BEST time. He had a massively high wisdom and somehow they always seemed to make a lot of sense for someone so hell-bent on self destruction.

What's your opinion on spines?

I love to see proper cable management.

Do you marmite?

I do not.

Hello sir, bossman sir.

Did you know sir, that you are in fact quite adorable?

(As a person, not in any weird way, sir.)

Have a good day now sir.

Many elderly women have told me I am a lovely young man so there’s that I guess? I’d rather people look at me and see Captain America with comedy chops but apparently I’m too “jolly” for that so I’ll take what I can get.

Hey there! I have a very very important question and I dunno if it's been answered before or not but: what's your favourite animal?👀

I have been asked this but happy to repeat: currently it is the Pangolin. I hope to one day splice one with a volcano snail and a tardigrade and make the most invulnerable cutie pie ever.

How would you feel if you got a job at the OIAR?

Confused. The O.I.A.R. Is entirely based on the job Jonny and I met at. I still wake up with nightmares of working there.