November 2024

Was the "fluff episode" just a big ploy - an active attack on the fans if you will - to make us love Colin even more? Or was it just a fluff episode?

I mean, I wrote the “What If” so couldn’t possibly comment on the fact that Jonny definitely wanted to torture y'all with the Fluff content.

hi bossman.

i was wondering if there were any plans to do something similar to what you did on the gaming and giving stream 2020, in the way of reading out things viewers had sent in character?

So formally: not that I am aware of. That said, I mean, informally: almost certainly. but no idea when.

Hey bossman,

Just wanted to ask

Why the hell does your signature look like the Ao3 logo???

I met you today and got your signature, you complimented my nice blue jumpsuit after I called you an evil man which was much appreciated, I then looked down to see it. The signature. Tell me why. Also you were the only person not to draw a silly little picture which is slightly offensive bud.

Okay

1)I don’t know what the AO3 logo looks like (I didn’t know there was one) so fluke I guess.

2) I remember this soecific signing. I though “should I do a picture like everyone else?” then I thought, “Alex” get over yourself, if they wanted one they would have asked for one.“ The I got told off for taking too long so I owe you a pic I guess?

Cryptid Zoo kickstarter when

I have won over some of RQ but not all of RQ. Will update when that changes. Admittedly a common counter argument is “what’s to stop me just locking you in a cage and walking off because I will if you do this.”

Let me cook.

Hey! Sorry for the semi-long question but I feel like this may require some explanation.

If you were to be inside a hard plastic hamster ball with no entrances or exits, would Micheal/The Spiral be able to kill you?

This hamster ball also has a blowtorch inside of it for undetermined reasons, if that changes the answer

Yes.

What are your honest opinions on the fact that a dream I had fully revolved around a voice in the sky, of which was both Jonathan Sims and you, where you both somehow turned my grandmother into a blood-thirsty vampire who tried to attack me, and tore my family apart, causing us to move all the way to a different country?

1. Pray I don’t become a voice in the sky. I don’t think I should be trusted with that kind of power.
2. Turning people into vampires again feels out of character. I’d be more likely to encourage them to come out of the closet but maybe I was having a bad day?
3. I don’t think I can be held responsible for the actions of your murderous dream nana. It sounds like I just paved the way, she’s the one who drove down the road.
4. I mean, depending where you live, moving to a different country might be a good idea right now. Just ask someone who is into their 20th century history.

What do you think would be your version of lying down to sleep on the floor of the about-to-be-crushed train car in regards to the fears?

Honestly none of them.

Let’s just say there is no scenario I wouldn’t “rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

And to be clear its not a bravery thing, its a compulsion thing. I really struggle giving up on lost causes which makes me very often burned by them.

I don’t know (and don’t want to know) what it would take for me to genuinely accept anything like that.