December 2024

hello sir, what should I name my cat, he is a small bastard who abuses me, however he likes my stuffed animals.

Sounds like head archivist Jonathan Sims to me.

Hi bossman,

What's your favorite fact about our world that you learned through your research for Magnus?

There’s so many but my go to is:

Napoleon Bonaparte, THE Napolean BONEPARTE, was a fan of the fax machine and swore to install one in every major city once he conquered the world.

SIR NEWALL!! Was that you in Terminus (the last song in The Bifrost Incident) asking if anyone can hear you??

Yes.

Apparently someone did.

:)

Does the J actually stands for Jurgen Leitner?

Ew. No.

after a long debate with my friends, we have come to two conclusions.

1. martin has never smoked weed

2. martin was a big stoner as a teen

which is more accurate in your opinion?

(btw i say he was a stoner)

I suspect he tried it once, convinced himself he was having a “bad trip” then accidentally triggered a real anxiety attack then threw the joint out of the window in a panic at which point the people sharing it with him gave him ‘a look’ but he wasn’t listening because he saw a small dog outside had gone up to the joint, sniffed it and then ate it rendering him inconsoleable for at least an hour bekieving he had accidentally killed a saudage dog.

Or not. What do I know?

What would the more normal animal fears be labeled as in tma? My sister used to be afraid of ducks and me and my friends have been trying to figure out what fear entity it would go under

The Extinction.

The ducks are “those that will rise after the end”

listening to rqg atm, when you take ad breaks, did you also take a break or did you just say like ok ad break now… *a second wait* welcome back?

We would try to avoid taking a break for an ad brea because otherwise the recording files would get too large and crash the laptop, not to mention it would increase the risk of the soundboard overheating and then cooking the cooling ham leading to a studio that smelled like sausages.

If the Magnus Archives Universe was actually reality, would you have worked in the Magnus Institute if they had offered you a management job?

Probably not. I mostly find academia suffocating and frustrating. I just like to get something done without submitting 50 different forms and waiting years for a grant. I’m guessing real Jonny probably would though?

In an earlier ask, you mentioned the "cooling ham", is that just what it says on the label? A big cold ham to keep your electronics cool?

It is yes. I worked with what I could get.