November 2024

But do you black pudding? (bonus question, do you haggis?)

Yes
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What are your honest opinions on the fact that a dream I had fully revolved around a voice in the sky, of which was both Jonathan Sims and you, where you both somehow turned my grandmother into a blood-thirsty vampire who tried to attack me, and tore my family apart, causing us to move all the way to a different country?

1. Pray I don’t become a voice in the sky. I don’t think I should be trusted with that kind of power.
2. Turning people into vampires again feels out of character. I’d be more likely to encourage them to come out of the closet but maybe I was having a bad day?
3. I don’t think I can be held responsible for the actions of your murderous dream nana. It sounds like I just paved the way, she’s the one who drove down the road.
4. I mean, depending where you live, moving to a different country might be a good idea right now. Just ask someone who is into their 20th century history.

Does the J stand for Jotassium

No.

Does the J stand for J

No.

hello mr bossman sir! ive been in a bit of a reading slump recently, and so would like to ask if you have horror novel/novella recommendations?

Thirteen Stories - Jonathan Sims
Family Business - Jonathan Sims
The Abhorsen Series - Garth nix (more slight dark YA fantasy)
Dracula - Bram Stoker (it’s genuinely a good read)

My current fave read though is Bad Space

I think the creator is really very strong and under appreciated. (don’t know much about them truth be told but the work speaks for itself).

Does the J stand for Jump-rope?

No

does the j stand for James James Morrison Morrison weatherby George Dupree

No

THE J STANDS FOR JUSTICE!!

I fucking wish.