Happy birthday! This is my boy Joey, and he is an absolute goblin, the trashiest of little guys, but I love him anyways. As you can see he is a broken creature, because above all else he craves bread. 🥖🥐🍞

He will try to steal pizza crusts right off your plate. Take a bite out of the hoagie in your hand. One time he ate half a bag of Cheetos we left open on the counter. He is the only cat I know that prefers his dry food to any kind of wet food.

Truly, a menace with no fear of God in his heart.

listen, one of my parents’ cats also fuckin Loves bread, she can have delicious chicken in her bowl and still jump on your lap to beg for bread if she sees you eating it. big high five to Joey, i know it’s not healthy but i myself understand the Bread Hunger. thank you!