November 2024

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i need mr matthew mercer to explain why essek appears to have such massive beef with astrid, but until he does i will headcanon crack scenarios only

a humorous sketchy comic panel featuring Astrid and Essek from Critical Role. they're sitting down on the floor in comfortable clothing, as if lounging at home. Astrid has a smoking blunt in one of her hands, while Essek is holding a large wine glass up to his mouth. he asks, "Astrid, may I pretend to apprehend and interrogate you if I ever need to impress another party of incompetent adventurers?", to which Astrid responds, "...If I can have Bren's 'Chastity's Nook' loyalty card".ALT

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zmeess:

i need mr matthew mercer to explain why essek appears to have such massive beef with astrid, but until he does i will headcanon crack scenarios only

a humorous sketchy comic panel featuring Astrid and Essek from Critical Role. they're sitting down on the floor in comfortable clothing, as if lounging at home. Astrid has a smoking blunt in one of her hands, while Essek is holding a large wine glass up to his mouth. he asks, "Astrid, may I pretend to apprehend and interrogate you if I ever need to impress another party of incompetent adventurers?", to which Astrid responds, "...If I can have Bren's 'Chastity's Nook' loyalty card".ALT

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zmeess:

a humorous black and white fan comic featuring characters from Critical Role. in the first two panels, Essek (wearing his Seth disguise) addresses Dorian with "Careful, you're a heart-breaker". Dorian is looking at him with an incredibly confused expression, question marks exploding around him. in the next two panels, Caleb says to Orym with an intense face, "If not now, when?", and Orym is staring down with wide eyes, sweat beading on his forehead, multiple question marks running in a row behind him. at the bottom, Essek is in his drow form, wearing a comfortable house robe, his wild curly hair pushed back with a sleeping mask resting high on his head. he is drinking from a coffee mug, holding a sending stone in the other hand, and says "Do you think our intervention has helped?". below him in a different panel and clearly in a different physical space, Caleb is holding his sending stone up to his mouth with one hand, and has a small toy alligator in the other, inspecting it carefully. he responds, "Absolutely. We were exceedingly straightforward with our advice, I am positive they've asked each other out by now."ALT

congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are

a black and white comic panel featuring characters from Critical Role, a continuation of the previous post. in the background, Dorian and Orym are kissing passionately, while in the foreground Caleb is looking at the camera with a quietly smug face and saying "Mission accomplished" into a sending stone in his hand. a speech bubble that reads "Excellent" is coming out of the stone, and next to it there is a small chibi Essek, wearing a self-satisfied face to match Caleb's.ALT

i suppose more congratulations are in order

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zmeess:

zmeess:

a humorous black and white fan comic featuring characters from Critical Role. in the first two panels, Essek (wearing his Seth disguise) addresses Dorian with "Careful, you're a heart-breaker". Dorian is looking at him with an incredibly confused expression, question marks exploding around him. in the next two panels, Caleb says to Orym with an intense face, "If not now, when?", and Orym is staring down with wide eyes, sweat beading on his forehead, multiple question marks running in a row behind him. at the bottom, Essek is in his drow form, wearing a comfortable house robe, his wild curly hair pushed back with a sleeping mask resting high on his head. he is drinking from a coffee mug, holding a sending stone in the other hand, and says "Do you think our intervention has helped?". below him in a different panel and clearly in a different physical space, Caleb is holding his sending stone up to his mouth with one hand, and has a small toy alligator in the other, inspecting it carefully. he responds, "Absolutely. We were exceedingly straightforward with our advice, I am positive they've asked each other out by now."ALT

congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are

a black and white comic panel featuring characters from Critical Role, a continuation of the previous post. in the background, Dorian and Orym are kissing passionately, while in the foreground Caleb is looking at the camera with a quietly smug face and saying "Mission accomplished" into a sending stone in his hand. a speech bubble that reads "Excellent" is coming out of the stone, and next to it there is a small chibi Essek, wearing a self-satisfied face to match Caleb's.ALT

i suppose more congratulations are in order