do u think when astarion kisses hemlock he can taste that aromatic druid shit on his lips like a herbal tea? and do u think when he bites him its legitimately like putting the kettle on and making a fresh brew? bc i thought about it for a single second and havent stopped since
Honestly, Hem isn’t a very druidic druid he likes being a druid because heeeee likes that unlike humanoids animals kill each other and that’s just a natural part of life so he’s like 8) i want me some of that.
Hem also kinda partakes in lil itty bit of cannibalism as a treat so probably when Astartion kisses him he gets a nice extra taste of blood but i do like the idea him having a nice little cup of herbal tea now and again, nice little green tea bloodied kisses.
Update playthrough #2 with Hemlock
Astarion was saying he was having trouble sleeping and Hem offered to make him tea. Hem makes people tea if they can’t sleep it’s canon