Do you have a dragon that you can say "this is me as a dragon"?

mumblingabomination:

pocketss:

clan-lunstrae-fr:

pocketss:

omg i would be the worst dragon in the world
I wouldn’t have any cool spikes or anything just a mug of coffee and a lot of stress

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Huh, I expected you to look more like this:

So yeah, you got an upgraded lizard. :3 

But I think you drank all of the coffee.

YOOO!! That is definitely an upgrade.

I tried to make a happy medium between “worst dragon in the world” and “upgraded lizard“ and ended up with “thoroughly mediocre dragon that is basically just an insomniac swamp opossum”.

“insomniac swamp opossum” MIGHT be the most accurate description of me ever thank you <3